some girls baryt kuma selfies not ama full pics…
ezi fish ezi!!!

Pedi pple can confuse you on the phne while saying am in Durban they say

“Ke ko tepene”

Ngiyayithanda lengoma ka Andile-kaMajola ethi

“Nanoma niyangibona nami angaz ngimithe kanjani namanje ngisamangele”

Guys ayanihlula yin ama jokes esiNgisi cz mangi
post joke yesingisi ngbona o-like bengeqi ku 20

Nyaa went for hunting and caught a deer.When he got home he decided to cook it without saying wat animal meat he was cooking. During supper one of the kids asked “baba yinyama bani le?” Nyaa started laughing. He replied.”yinyama engibizwa ngayo ngumama wenu.” B4 he even finished the older one screamed to the younger one ” Mchatheni khafula “Ngumgodoyi

Uthengele umuntu iCup ngeValentine, then two weeks later uyithole isiphakathi kwesaka leRice.

I taxi yi R13.50 😨 and then banginika I R200 bathi 5, R100 bathi 3 , R100 bathi 4, kuze I R50 bathi 2 lastly R100 bathi 1…eh kwaba mnyama emini 😯….ngisathi ngiyabala someone at the back shouts
“angikakayitholi I change yam”…😕. ngavele ngathi short left mzuzu loyo I taxi iqeda kuphuma e renken

Uyazi adakwe umuntu aze anike uJesu i-nickname, ambize “Mjeswana”

Umuntu omnyama will say anything jst to get off da phone. Like
“awume nghlale phansi, il call yu back”

Uzalo luyabheda nj Lvovo played a character whr he was in jail not so long ago bt now he is back as Lvovo aisuka!!

We all hv that kind friend who drink 2 beers nd be like
“Unga worry ntwana angeke bakwenze nix”

After witnessing a domestic fight:
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Whites: They were Arguing and He slapped her in the face.
Blacks: Umfazi ubesathi peperepe peperepe pepepepepepepe ngazwa vaaaaah!!!

Zulu girls can easily dump u for not having foreskin n be like:LENYAMA IYASHODA

Some relationship ngathi kuse scrapyard kuhlale kulungiswa izinto njalo

Let me 📲call 📞her … Babe asihlukane sobuyelana ngey😁 15 feb after Valentine…its a break just that I don’t know that game called Valentine idlalwa njan?😑 and where?

Mantombazana ngicela ningibuzele kulabo bhuti be straight-back ukuthy yin inkinga yabo…..ngoba no usher akasawendzi lama simba no jub jub imbala. .