Seqedile ukubhala
sephuma ethi uhambisa
i assignment

Kant uyolahla
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Yaz Nizofa

Morning Mzansi

Noma iCall duration yenu ingathi 1hour 59 minutes 59 seconds
okusalako nizohlukana

I am so Glad emzimbeni sinama “Sosha” imagine if besinama “Phoyisa” indlela aneCorruption ngayo

Senzo Mteshane:buzothi udla iPap neNyama lifike eswini lingasena Nyama..

Teacher:ngubani u president we America

boy: Obama

teacher: no sekungu Trump manje

boy: awu Kanti ungibuza into oyaziyo udlala kabi neh

USipho lo John bayathukana

USipho athi uphanjaniswa yikuthi awuyanga e Pre-school .

UJohn aphendule athi ngangiyahamba njani uyihlo sentshontshe imzunko?

People who use Cell C be like”batho ba timang di data ba bora” . Yeii come to vodacom otla utlwisisa, Kore le alarm eja data.. Calendar yona haksa bua

When A Lil Kid Hits You Infront Of His/
Her
Mom And You Cant Do Anything About It
So you End Up Smilling Like A Fool And
Saying
things Like:
“Hahaha wena Nana heeh wena
hehehe “

Zim girls will never tell you that you’re handsome you hear _
* Yo”Face yoh uthanda mantombazane .”*

That awkward moment when you ask your bae that
“baby sibangaki kuwe?”
And they say “Niyi-wedwa”

Ngeke ngikhohlwe
Ngigibele itaxi kwaseku ringa iphone yomuntu wathi eyiphendula wathi:
“Sho boss lo muntu ngigibele naye la etaxin ngizokhona ukumdubula uma esehla estobhin kubo”
Kwathi nya etaxin…sonke salala kibo kuka driver.
Wawungehla wena?

If ujola neSdudla awuboni masi Preg
usizwa nje sesithi : “Umntwana ushoda ngama Huggies

Ayi ukuthi ngyesaba kushela
Into eyenza ngingajoli ukuthi kufuna sihlangane everyday
and mina anginazimpahla

Does “Nomvula” In English means
“No Rain”? Zulus Help

No Mvula

In a taxi from Beitbridge to
Johannesburg…
A young man sitting on the front sit
answers his phone “Babey ngise taxin eya
eFree State for the weekend ngiyabuya
monday!”
# after he hangs up#
The lady sitting behind him answers her
phone and said “Hey dear… ngise taxin eya
eKlerksdorp ku interview I’ll call you later!”
# immediately after she hangs up#
A young lady at the back seat answers her
phone “Mama ngisendleleni ngiya
eMafikeng.
The old man sitting next to her at the back
screams “ENTLEKE lamasimba etaxi ayaphi
vele yeeee!!!!

In a taxi from Beitbridge to Johannesburg…
A young man sitting on the front sit answers his phone “Babey ngise taxin eya eFree State for the weekend ngiyabuya monday!”
# after he hangs up#
The lady sitting behind him answers her phone and said “Hey dear… ngise taxin eya eKlerksdorp ku interview I’ll call you later!”
# immediately after she hangs up#
A young lady at the back seat answers her phone “Mama ngisendleleni ngiya eMafikeng.
The old man sitting next to her at the back screams “ENTLEKE lamasimba etaxi ayaphi vele yeeee!!!!

Ubani ofuna I Airtym?
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AKAYTHENGE PHELA