Lento yokulala esofeni wasekhweni lami ngikhamise ayingphath kahle ngizwa ngomamezala eseth “Vala umlomo mkhwenyana uzophupha kabi”

Yahoo, that’s why he is busy with imota, ungabona. Driver. Driver. Yinsimbi. Yinsimbi. Yinsimbi. Yinsimbi. Wohlubekwazi. Wohlubekwazi

Imvengemvenge is when Cell C is giving away free MTN data to all Vodacom Customers that are using Telkom.
Ezomgido!!

I’m told by those who understand politics that the idea by the ANC NEC not to recall President Zuma has caused a miasma of deprecable apothesis of a hemorrhagic oozing into a malodorousness excrescences of mobocracy. With all termagant its ossifying proclivities of cacistocracy and our knowledgia centura is enveloped in a paraplegic crinkum.

What are your thoughts,

Wellcome to the Bible:
Yini kodwa lento kaMaria yokuthandala noJosefa kodwa akhuleliswe nguMoya ongcwele bese ezala iNdodana kaDavide?

Uyabona leli vila lomfazi elaqhamuka nalento yokupheka amagwili engahlutshwanga never awuthole umendo.
Ubuvila bani nje lobu.

Izaga 1vs14
Nhlonipha abangan bomuntu wakho ngoba
ibona abaziyo ukuth yathandwa or Chabo

Yaz’ that KFC street wise 2 taste has
changed ever since it was advertised by
Distruction boyz isinale haiibo

Nobody cheats like a guy who
Doesn’t perform in bed.
He goes around broadcasting
His disability.
Aih suka man.

When your girlfriend visits u at home
Then your 8 year old little sister ask infront of your girlfriend:
“Kanti uphi uMpumi? Mpumi muhle yooh”
–
Rest in Peace bro
You are dead

When you think she’s screaming because you’re
hitting it right kanti lutho iSpring sembhede syamhlaba

I Wonder How It Feels To Be
.
Winnie Madikizela Mandela😟
.
Everyday Bona Ex Yakho In Your Wallet 😅

Good galz do💉📡 Science
Smart galz do 📠💸💸Commerce
💃🏻Izifebe do ✈🛫Tourism, angithi phela zifuna ukuhamba 🚶🏻‍♀🚶🏻‍♀🌍umhlaba wonke 🔍🔎zifunana namadoda.🕴🏻

Relationship ifana nama earphones uvele ubone sekukhala i-side eliy’one!!