Social grant it’s R400
Pampers R280
Formula R300
Yewena Ramaphosa iyashota lemali

Zulu Is Very Nice!
One day Nomthandazo wanted to bake a cake,but she ran out of eggs. So she went to her usual grocery store Emakhaya.
As she walked in,the owner Mkhize was there and she asked him for a dozen eggs.she went back home and baked the cake.to her surprise the eggs were rotten (Abolile),so she went back to the store and this time Mkhize wasn’t there,but his wife Makhosi was there.
” Nomthandazo approached Mkhize’s wife and said,”Uyazi ukuthi amaqanda we ndoda yakho abolile?” Makhosi,obviously shocked and upset asked:”Wazi kanjani ukuthi amaqanda wendoda yami abolile?! Nomthandazo replied:”Woza uzo nuka ikhekhe Lami..!

Nx Yati Muntfu Abe Mubi Phindze Ahambe Kancane Nawumpheketela Ekuseni ShIt!!!
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uth unendoda lento esaba
Polony izincamele kudla igwinya
skoon ngoba ingekho mali
ka cheese

yaz’ abantu abadala bayathanda ukuthi thina we are a lost generation

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But umangibuka khumbul’ ekhaya yibona abafunwayo

Ayikho i-team LeBora njenge-kaizer chips nowadays
I wonder why they don’t take a break,
and come back sebayi- Kaizer chips the legacy -njenge-Generations

Saying “Otsamaye Hantle”To A Person With Kiss Madolo Is Disrespect Mara

She posted :”Kuku yaka is my Pride
Her Ex replied :”Your pride is too deep

Guys when they catch their girl cheating will be “selalala kangaki?”
As if he is going to handle it well when she says 20 times.
Dont ask things you won’t handle pliz.

Inbox
You see i dont know Zulu well but there is
this girl i like and she keeps saying “wena
ubheda kakhulu”
I guess she means i am “better and cool”

Aniyeken kufihla ama Panty
enu ngoba nifuna kuhamba
nigqoke ama trank
ethu
mese nilibele ni post iythombe
niwagqokile

Ladies tell me, ukutshela umuntu okushelayo ukuthi ulomuntu wakho, yikumala yini lokho?

i gave a homeless guy $2 at the robots and i told him
“don’t buy drugs”, and he replied
“ungangitsheli okwekenza ngemali yami”