Uzath i taxi 🚕 ihamba kancani kanti isindwa yilobu febe bakho

“Sengicabanga ukunyakaza. Nenza njani? Niyahamba?”

Kusho mina kubangani bami sengithenge imoto sina-10 minutes sifikile ebumnandini.

got into A Taxi with 3 boxes of Pizza &
Went
Straight to the backseat…
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‘Zulu driver’
“Noma Ungahlala eBackSeat
Uzowabhadalela Lawo MaTiles”

If ekfihla nawe mfihle✋😏kvele kube amafihli fihli

Rich and His girlfriend went to London for holidays. The following night his girlfriend screamed “igundwane,igundwane weee!!!!”🐁🐁🐁
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So they decided to inform room service but they both don’t know the English word for “igundwane”🐁
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Rich: Hello room service😞
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Room service: Hello sir how can I help you?😯
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Rich: Mmmmm do you know Tom and Jerry😐
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Room service: Of course yes, I know them😕
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Rich: Jerry is here!