Ukudelela kwamaSmall House
Unamntwana:Ngicela ukukhuluma lomnikazi wefon
Small House:Usagqoka icondom izandla zakhe zigcwele amafutha
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Ukudelela kwamaSmall House
Unamntwana:Ngicela ukukhuluma lomnikazi wefon
Small House:Usagqoka icondom izandla zakhe zigcwele amafutha
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• When you texting with your crush
and you have nothing more to say ,
You’ll be
asking things Like
.
.
“So nawe uku 2018”?
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What if impukane, is a bee eyashonelw abazali yaphenduk iphara🤔🤔
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JOB INTERVIEW WITH NYAA
Interviewer : Tell us more about yourself…..
Nyaa: Aibo buka iC.v yami ndoda anginaso iskhathi sokuchaza..
Interviewer : What do you know about this company?
Nyaa: Angikazi for now and angazi muntu
ndoda awukahle uk’buza imibuzo engasile
awuqale lento engize ngayo la, soxoxa nawe sengingaphakathi.
Interviewer : Why are you interested on
working for this company?
Nyaa : Why niwukhangisile? I’m interested
because you advertised the position habe! nansi imihlola yami bo!
Interviewer : Why should i employ you and
not other candidates?
Nyaa : Angiphendulike leyonto, skip it, that irrelavent question,
yazi wena ungenza islima coz the decision is on you.
Interviewer : What are your strength and weaknesses?
Nyaa : Strength – I work hard
weaknesses – ngiphuma ealry njalo friday
ngeke ningitshele ushidi ke nalangisebenza
khona bayazi nginolaka kabi mase ngomile.
Inteviewer : Describe when you had
disagreement with your colleagues & what you will do?
Nyaa : Ngyashaya phela mina and
angibhedelwa mina i alwys hit my bosses,
ngyas’faka isbhakela endodeni mina!
Interviewer : Why do you want to leave your current job?
Nyaaa : Same as above asizile kuzodlala la.
Interviewer : Ok thanks very much Sir, dont
call us we will call you.
Nyaaa : Akobakuhleke coz ngiyakwazi la
ogibela khona ndoda angihlekike mase ngihamba nezami.
Interviewer : Buya uzoqala kusasa
One word for Nyaa?
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Akokote umngani wakho kini basaqeda ukukuthethisa ngaye.
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Usathi sebeqedile ukuk’bamba inkunzi, uzwe: “Futsek! Sikhaphe siyasaba!
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Ungenze Njan Ufike Ekgcineni Kwe Bible Kubhalwe Ukuth..
Syadlala Xaim…
Wena Usuzi Nikelile…
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Ngisanda kufonela umuntu wami ngabo-pass 11 manje, before ngivale ucingo ngathi kuye: “I love you.”
Wavele wathi: “Uhlupha ngokuba njena wena.”
Ngavele ngabona ukuthi i-movie iphelile. Asenyukile amagama, ithimulile i-penguin. 😭 😭 💔
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That moment uhamba ne boyfriend yakho
Eslender niya Ku taxi
Uzwe sorrin Shem ayifiki e hospital le taxi
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Lokuzishadisa kwenu abazali benu bengatholanga lutho ngani,
akuve kuyinkinga ngoba anive nizohlupha mase nidlulile emhlabeni.
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Kusho ukuthini Uma umuntu ozitshena ukuthi owakho ahlale eposta izithakazelo ze ex yakhe
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wemaNdaba ngidedele uzoyibona Indoda la izovuka khona ngizokwenza doti, kwasho uKiyo esemphindile unkosikazi, ungamdedela wena umuntu esesho kanje aw ngeke Mina bandla
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umuzwe athi akayidli I kota kanti whe khaya kubo kulalwa ngama zambhane kuvukwa nge khabish
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Your parents are praying for you to live long wena
you are busy singing“MONATE MPOLAYE”
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In Africa we don’t go for DNA tests.
You just look at the father then
you look at the child….. repeat
three times..
(DNA test for who?)
SENZO :Ay akusiyo eyalaykhaya le ikhanda impumulo eyalo Mfana wakwa Mzobe
Sbonelo Mzobe Babentshontshana naye
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Ama yellow bone asendalini kulensulu adlula ama dark bone
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