Uyazi ukuthi umthakathi akayisweli into azokujaha ngayo. Ngokuthi nje awukho upelepele🌶️ kusayimbali🌺, Sengonile.Sengizwa kuthiwa awumbiwa ndawonye.Ngopelepele??🤷♂️
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Kuzwakala sengathi khona umsindo okhona lapha ka Zondo ayi impela ugogo nomzukulu ba bambene ngezi hluthu ongaphansi ongaphezulu phela kuzwakala sengengi ugogo ushidabe nge statement sika mzukulu
Hey muntu ungasabi ukuposter
UBae wakho loba emnyama,
post sizo increaser iBrightness
“Sanibonani evrandi!” 🙋🏽♂️
Kusho mina ngidlula ekhaya ngoDisemba
MowUmnAndi 🍑🔥it’s either umUmbii or uneshwaPha finish
Yaz umuntu ahambe ne Pitbull
Makaceda akubheke kabi ngathi kuluma yena
Phone rings
Side chick : hello
Main chick : ngicela umnikati we phone
Side chick : usafaka I condom, can I take the message?
Sesbona ngama Blocks
Ekhanda kuth lo
ndoda yakhe umahlalela
It’s painful being a side chick
Side chick : Hi baby
Guy : Sho chief zkhiphani ?
Side chick : just called to say I
love you .
Guy : Sho commander nawe
uyazi sisonke
Side chick : ok Good night baby
Guy : Viva comrade
Udlule ngakubo ka boyfriend yakho ubone I boyfriend yakho iyongena namapleti amabili endlin yayo iqimbile
👩 : Bbe ungayidla I pizza eyenziwe yim??
👨 : Yobow bbe
👩 : Ungayiqala ngakuph nje??
👨 : Ngingayiluma
👩 : Uthi uyayiluma ayilumeki
👨 : Ngingayigwinya
👩 : Uthi uyayigwinya ayigwinyeki
👨 : Ngingayiyeka
👩 : Uthi uyayiyeka ayiyekeki
👨 : Mxm!
👩 : Uthi uyangiziba angizibeki
👨 : Fuck!!
👩 : Uthi uyangithuka kanti angiksabi
👨 :😶
👩 : Uthi uyathula kanti umubi
👨 : Cela ungiyeke please
👩 : Uthi uyadabukisa kanti anginandaba
👨 : 😊 OK Sthandwa sam Yima manje
👩 : Uthi uyangmisa kanti ngiqhunyelwe Ama brakes
👨 : Waaa Mxm!!
👩 : Uthi uzama ukuba serious kantii ngbonela u Tom
👨 : 😑
👩 : Ncoow ngyadlala bbe 😊🤗
👨 : Uthi uyangidlalisa kantii I’m not in the mood
👩 : Hau bengdlala nje
👨 : Uthi uyadabukisa kantii ngyabonela u Dora min
👩 : Bbe ngkhulelwe
👨 : Uthi uyangthusa Kant angiksab
👩 : Serious bbe 😑
👨 : Uthi uyadabukisa kanti awukwaz
👩 : Ngkhulelwe ingane kaBhuti wakho
👨 : Uthi uyang…… Whoa ingane ka Bhuti wami??
👩 : Uthi uyangbuza Kant angbuzeki
👨 : Bengdlala min bbe 😑
👩 : Udlala nobani lento echama embhedeni
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Comments
Usuku Ngiyaphil kunjan skk sam so much of fline and ngek mft no no bbe maning rlx hawu ngek bbe ngek ngek fun kukubon njee nom nom kwenzek the house and ngek bbe
Uwashe uze uketshise ikhanda uwashela indoda Yona ilele embhedeni uchater nomunye ugel
Angikaze namuthanda uDJ Maphorisa wathatha intombi kaMlindo
Bayeka ukunyusa o Coo-ee no-Twizza, bazosukela i-Smirnoff. Nx!
I wonder lomuntu owenza upolony ubeyiround wayecabanga ukuthi ama corner esinkwa siwadle nani.