Condom costs kab
save

This year it’s burning
put it

Angeke ugolozise okwetheken
egqoke phenti elinembobo

Abantu beslisa iningi labo ba Single but bona abakwazi loko 🤔bayokubona👀 mhla kuphela umsebenzi

Wabhodla 🤢 uSisi 👩🏻 wase-Ladies House 🏛 etekisini, 🚐 salindela ukuthi uzothi: “Excuse me.” 👏🏻 Wavele wathi: “Ncuz’ebhodlayo, ncuz’esuthi, ncuz’eKFC, ncaaa nkosh, ninenkingoooon?”

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