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Obuny’ ubukhwele…..
Ngihamba lonamfana edolobheni siphambane lonkazana omuhle isqamula mayezi,itshatshazi ..sithi nxa sphambana laye ngiginye okungamathe kanti owakwami umbonile….☹☹
Abethi kimi “khafula phangisa”
Uyaphi eRoomin yakhe ungekho ready for
, uyomosha ama Doritos ne Slap somunye umntwana
Kulondoda engangimkweleda imali yakhe, manje one day waqhamuka ezofuna imali yakhe. Ngoba ngangihlezi labantwana ngabona ukuthi ukubaleka akuyenzi ngabe ngithi abafana bangimbokothe ngebhavu, langempela bangimbokotha.
Uthe efika ebuza abafana bathi ubaba kakho.
Undoda nango ebethi ebafaneni hayi kulungile angabuya limtshele ukuthi isikhathi sesiside engikweleda sengibona kungcono ngithathe ibhavu yami.
We all hv that kind friend who drink 2 beers nd be like
“Unga worry ntwana angeke bakwenze nix”
White people
Caller : can you please give me Joe’s number
Receiver : 0612569123
Black people
Caller : hhoyi awung-Gaye Mabhelas kaSkebhe da
Receiver : sure uyiphethe ipen daa
Caller : ipen! Pen pen ukuphi nah ? Sure skhokho Sam
Receiver : 063
Caller : yah
Receiver 846
Caller : yah
Receiver : 4467
Caller : double 4 bani?
Receiver 4467
Caller double 4, 6 bani?
Kuyiqiniso kangakanani ukuthi marriage that last is the combination of two types of people, one boring and one crazy.
Wuyekeni lomkhuba wokuthi umuntu mayenibingelela nivume sengathi anithandi noma siyanihlupha, mina umuntu owenzenjalo angiphinde ngimubingelele, ngisho ngabe ubaluleke kanjani sorry bandla
Noba ungathi Hello Handsome ngeke 🤔 ngivume nicelana kabi nina ama Airtime
Haiy haiy haiy, indaba yomuntu obhosha into ehlula ngisho IAirfreshner.Kugoloze nempukane inikine ikhanda lize linqamuke
Uyazi ubusisiwe umuntu ongenayo intombi enamanga. Yabona lodoti wami, uwaqamba ngize ngizwe ngathi uhlangothi alusasebenzi ngizoshawa iStroke😂😂😂😂
Umunt athi naze nafana…..
Kant niyizingqa yini
Z’hlobo zami ngithanda ukubonga uJehova ngoba amakhaza angiflce sengiqedile iSyllabus yokugeza umzimba Wonke. KuJune noJuIy ngizobe ngenza nje ama revision Iapha nalaphaya, ngigeza ubuso nenyawo nokwesula amakhwapha!”
Taxi driver : o fella kae ausi?
Lady : ka bofefe or ka eng?
Yazi ukuposter ku social media akutsho ukuthi sekumele liphendule ngama comments only.
No.
You can send even impuphu, inyama, iRice, iAirtime, lokunye nje okudingekayo inyanga nxa iphakathi so.
Ohhhh sorry lemali layo ilungile lingayithumela.
Angibonge lapho.
Imagine dating a girl who wants to meet your parents…😳
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But when you tell her that nawe you want to meet her🏃 parents, umuntu avele athi:
°° °° °°
“Yho, hhayi 🙅ubabami uzongibulala !!”
** Simenzani umuntu onje yeee??”