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Ilobolo lehlula abakwaNkomo uyini ke wena ngesphongo baba Ncube kikikikiki
Pastor : uNkuLunkuLu UnamandLa ✊✊
– Possessed Child : uGyma Naye ?
Nya(8): Missi ngcelani ukubuza, Can u beat me fo something i did not do? Miss: No my student! I wud neva do that! Y do u ask Nya? Nya: Wel ma’m, i did not do my homework!
Kunzima emhlabeni ngihlangane nomunye usisi ekuseni ibele elilodwa liphandle ephethe iHandbag ngambuza kanti kutheni uhamba ibele liphandle libuhlungu yini , yazi losisi uvele wawisela iHandbag phansi wabamba ikhanda ehlaba umkhosi ngamangala mina ngathi yini inkinga sisi , Wathi ngikhohlwe umntwana eTexin
WOMAN’S TEARS vs MAN’S
TEARS.
Ungalokothi ukhalise
umuntu wesifazane ngoba
akukho okubiza
njengezinyembezi zomuntu
wesifazane. Uma unyembezi
olulodwa luphuma
emehlweni, luhlangana ne-
LOREAL EYE LINER (ebiza
R115) kanye ne-REVLON
MASCARA (ebiza R185), bese
zehla njalo ngezihlathi
zihlangane ne-D & G blusher
(ebiza R150) kanye ne-MAC
powder (ebiza R95).
Ekugcineni izinyembezi zifike
ezindebeni zakhe zihlangane
ne-MAYBELLINE Lipstick
(ebiza R120) kanye ne-
lipgloss yakwa-AVON (ebiza
R35). Lokhu kusho ukuthi
unyembezi lulunye lubiza
R700! Ngakho-ke PLEASE
ningalokothi nikhalise
umuntu wesifazane.
Uma ukhalisa umuntu
wesilisa, unyembezi
luhlangana novaselina
wohlobo lwe-Cocoa Butter
(R19) kanye ne-ZAMBUK (R5)
, uma sekukonke kubiza R24
Umuntu abe nemona nenyama
yase mgcwaben ngathi kufe yena
A Chinese man got married to a zulu lady. They had a baby who died after 4 months, gogo was very hurt at the funeral n kept on saying ‘ngazile Vele’. People asked her ‘ gogo, wazile ini?’ Gogo answered ” izinto za Machina azilasti.”
Ungenzenjani kuthiwa ngibhala i Adam uthi ubuka ewindini ubone uprincepal exosha ichips elifakwa emlomeni
I drama yase Shoprite 😑
Ngithi ngilinganisa IChocolate emlomeni nabo sebabiza amaSecurity🙄
Uthi uyafaka kanti sebefakile ungezwanga.. Ingoma oyithandayo
Uthomele umuntu Ku. Girl wakho able amushele
Ake nime kancane ngendaba ye Eskom loadshedding ….😏
🤔Lekelelani la,, Uvaselin awulthosi iklabishi? 🙆♂️
Dear Gift Of The Givers,
INkosi inibusise ngalo msakazo omuhle kangaka enangipha wona njengoba nanilapha eHuuzville Home For The Aged. Ngineminyaka engamashumi ayisishiyagalombili nesikhombisa (87), umndeni wami wangiletha lapha ngoba bethi baxakwe ngumsebenzi engekho ozonginakekela. Ngithanda ukudlulisa
okukhulu ukubonga kanye nothando enilukhombisile kulesi salukazi esiyimina esesilahlwe ngumndeni
waso.
Umkhozi wami (sengisho lo engilala naye ekamelweni) uneminyaka engamashumi ayisishiyagalolunye nanhlanu (95) kanti ubehlale enomsakazo wakhe; kodwa ubengangivumeli ngiwusebenzise. Wangitshela ukuthi kwakungokamyeni wakhe osewashona, ngakho-ke ngokuqonda lokho, wayefuna ukuwugcina uphephile.
Nakhu-ke ngelinye ilanga umsakazo wakhe lowo wawa washayeka kabi waba zicucu ngenkathi ezama ukuvuka aye endlini encane. Kwakukubi impela, ekhala umngani wami. Wangibuza ukuthi angawusebenzisa yini owami, ngaba nenkulu intokozo lapho sengimtshela ukuthi akafusege.
Ngiyabonga ngaleli thuba.
INkosi inibusise.
Yimina,
uTryphina Nyembe
“Umnqundu uqala apha bazalwane”
Kutsho umfundisi kulahleke mali yomnikelo
Noma yin engangihlekisa ngoba ngingumuntu okuthandayo ukuhleka