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i gave a homeless guy $2 at the robots and i told him
“don’t buy drugs”, and he replied
“ungangitsheli okwekenza ngemali yami”



A gona ngwetsi ya le 96 tse dingwe e noba go tshaba merogo ya ka gae


👩🏽‍🦰: “Ngicela ungiphathele into edliwayo.”

👨🏻‍🦱: “Ngizoyifaka kanjani i-Pirates yonke emotweni mina?” 😳

Injani ukuqina i-security egade ama-Choice Assorted kini? 🤔


Painful memory……
Today marks exactly 3years, 7months, 4days since umuntu othengisa amafreezits entumbane complex wabaleka le change yami


Okare Kea Bona BF Yao Ya Di Dreads E Apara Condom Mola Osare Watla Ebe A Bula Engwe Condom A Ntsha Rekere A Bofe Lephondo… Hee! Heee! Gotlo Nyiwa Xem

Iphenti le slender alihluphi ngisho nje nakancane. 😂 😂 😂
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Ungali washa nange zinyembezi, just to save water.

Ukulobola umuntu o-over 40years, kufana nokuthenga inews paper ntambama. Abantu abaningi basuke sebelifundile lelophepha.


Bathi ikorobela awusavele udliswe Yona nje, usuzitholele Wena yona Ku oven🍎


Mhla kuyoshaywa laba bantu abasishutha izithombe zama-ID, ningitshele, ngiyoyeka konke engikwenzayo.


Ikhansela uDambuza ephendula izikhalazo zomphakathi:

*Sifuna izindlu zamahhala.
Dambuza: “Nidakiwe, nizalwa yimi yini?”

*Sifuna ama-toilet.
Dambuza: “Nithe nilambile nganinika ama-food parcel, senisuthi senifuna ukunyela kimi futhi?”

*Sifuna imisebenzi.
Dambuza: “Angazi-ke nizoyithathaphi ngoba nami ngiqashwe yini.”

*Le mali yeqolo incane.
Dambuza: “Zalani khona izokwanda.”

*Sifuna izimayini ziphathwe umphakathi.
Dambuza: “Njengoba nihluleka ukuzimbela ama-toilet, nizozenzani-ke izimayini? Tshelani mina.”

*Sifuna ukuphatha ama-bank.
Dambuza: “Senikhathele ukuyeba, senifuna ukuyithatha nginibuka?”

*Sifuna uphume kungene uRazor.
Dambuza: “Unithembiseni uRazor ngoba seba naye lowo?”

*Sifuna umhlaba ubuyele kubantu.
Dambuza: “Nidakiwe, ungathi amagceke enu enihlula!”

*Uma ungafuni sowushisa lo muzi wakho.
Dambuza: “Anginamuzi mina, ngiqashile la!”

UMaMkhize wathosela uGumede iqanda.

Gumede: “Ngithanda elibhoyiliwe iqanda.”

MaMkhize: “Uxolo Qwabe.”

Ngakusasa amenzele iqanda elibhoyiliwe.

Gumede: “Ngithanda elithosiwe iqanda mina.”

MaMkhize: “Ngiyaxolisa Mnguni.”

Ngakusasa uMaMkhize abhoyile elilodwa, athose elilodwa bese enika umyeni wakhe.

Gumede: “Bekufanele uthose leli, bese ubhoyila leli.”

Ningcono nina nanibabi eskoleni, thina sisayibambile namanje. 😐

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