i gave a homeless guy $2 at the robots and i told him
“don’t buy drugs”, and he replied
“ungangitsheli okwekenza ngemali yami”
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Lonyaka sizahamba ngamazwani ngokufuthelwa hikuhlakula plus lockdown
Her wena skonii udla i malii ka bhutii
Makoti:Umbuzo uthi yena udla bani?
A gona ngwetsi ya le 96 tse dingwe e noba go tshaba merogo ya ka gae
👩🏽🦰: “Ngicela ungiphathele into edliwayo.”
👨🏻🦱: “Ngizoyifaka kanjani i-Pirates yonke emotweni mina?” 😳
Injani ukuqina i-security egade ama-Choice Assorted kini? 🤔
Painful memory……
Today marks exactly 3years, 7months, 4days since umuntu othengisa amafreezits entumbane complex wabaleka le change yami
Okare Kea Bona BF Yao Ya Di Dreads E Apara Condom Mola Osare Watla Ebe A Bula Engwe Condom A Ntsha Rekere A Bofe Lephondo… Hee! Heee! Gotlo Nyiwa Xem
Iphenti le slender alihluphi ngisho nje nakancane. 😂 😂 😂
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Ungali washa nange zinyembezi, just to save water.
Ukulobola umuntu o-over 40years, kufana nokuthenga inews paper ntambama. Abantu abaningi basuke sebelifundile lelophepha.
Bathi ikorobela awusavele udliswe Yona nje, usuzitholele Wena yona Ku oven🍎
Lonyaka owokusefa abangani abangalungile empilweni yami.
Sizowanyathela lamadimoni.
Mhla kuyoshaywa laba bantu abasishutha izithombe zama-ID, ningitshele, ngiyoyeka konke engikwenzayo.
Ikhansela uDambuza ephendula izikhalazo zomphakathi:
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*Sifuna izindlu zamahhala.
Dambuza: “Nidakiwe, nizalwa yimi yini?”
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*Sifuna ama-toilet.
Dambuza: “Nithe nilambile nganinika ama-food parcel, senisuthi senifuna ukunyela kimi futhi?”
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*Sifuna imisebenzi.
Dambuza: “Angazi-ke nizoyithathaphi ngoba nami ngiqashwe yini.”
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*Le mali yeqolo incane.
Dambuza: “Zalani khona izokwanda.”
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*Sifuna izimayini ziphathwe umphakathi.
Dambuza: “Njengoba nihluleka ukuzimbela ama-toilet, nizozenzani-ke izimayini? Tshelani mina.”
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*Sifuna ukuphatha ama-bank.
Dambuza: “Senikhathele ukuyeba, senifuna ukuyithatha nginibuka?”
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*Sifuna uphume kungene uRazor.
Dambuza: “Unithembiseni uRazor ngoba seba naye lowo?”
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*Sifuna umhlaba ubuyele kubantu.
Dambuza: “Nidakiwe, ungathi amagceke enu enihlula!”
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*Uma ungafuni sowushisa lo muzi wakho.
Dambuza: “Anginamuzi mina, ngiqashile la!”
UMaMkhize wathosela uGumede iqanda.
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Gumede: “Ngithanda elibhoyiliwe iqanda.”
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MaMkhize: “Uxolo Qwabe.”
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Ngakusasa amenzele iqanda elibhoyiliwe.
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Gumede: “Ngithanda elithosiwe iqanda mina.”
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MaMkhize: “Ngiyaxolisa Mnguni.”
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Ngakusasa uMaMkhize abhoyile elilodwa, athose elilodwa bese enika umyeni wakhe.
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Gumede: “Bekufanele uthose leli, bese ubhoyila leli.”
Ningcono nina nanibabi eskoleni, thina sisayibambile namanje. 😐
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