Girls👯🏽stop naming your babies “Junior”.
Uzokhula lomuntu.
Imagine being called ” Mkhulu Junior”.
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i-ABSA Cup ikhombisile ukuthi ayiyona ifood parcel…If ungangikholwa buza iKaizer Chiefs yona ebizitshela ukuthi izovele inikwe ngoba iphezulu.
My girlfriend left a note on my refrigerator saying
“This isn’t working,goodbye” I opened the fridge
and it’s working just fine.
Abafazi abazi lutho ngama fridge mpela.
Him:bbe angisasuzi for two weeks I think am pregnant
Her :udakiwe
I wonder amaqhoks 👠 anenzani emakhanda? 🙄 Umuntu ngokufaka nje i-heel useyi-Independent woman, a fighter, goal-driven mbokodo what what.
Ngokuthi nje “ngicela ungifonele after 10 minutes ngisabheka iparking” sebeng buka kabi la taxin ungafunga ukuth ngikhuluma nabo.
Ngiyayithanda lengoma ka Andile-kaMajola ethi
“Nanoma niyangibona nami angaz ngimithe kanjani namanje ngisamangele”
Avekubuhlungu umzali ebalisa ngomtanakhe esemlahlile engasabuzi nempilo kodwa ekhuliswe wuye kanzima
Nayo lento yokuthi iBoyfriend kumele ibe nemali siyizwa ngani enijoliswa indlala.🙃🤔
👮:engabe uyaphy madala
👴🏻:kahle mfana thina sahlula amabhunu
Uyaphi kuSummer unganawo amashiya itakunyisa lemvula unye uzolidweba ukhathale
Some relationship ngathi kuse scrapyard kuhlale kulungiswa izinto njalo
Uscabha aphuphe semlindelwen athi Mali mayize ngama sithi
Phela ngilahle ifoni ngase ngithenga i-Mobicel, sengithi ngidlala i-Candy Crush ngibona kubhalwe ukuthi Oswidi Abaqhumayo.
Teacher: why are you late?
Skhanyiso: itolo sishibe ngalenkhukhu lesivusako eksen Sir😟
Yesterday I was at the mall, when I went to a public toilet. Immediately when I sat down. i had this conversation with an unknown
man
Man: hello
Me: yebo
Man: what are you doing there
Me: same thing you are doing there I guess
Man : baby I’m too horny ngingeza ngalapho
Me: (surprised ) Bhuti asazani mina nawe so please singaphaphelani
Man: okay baby, oh before I forget ngizokupha le R2200
Me : ( thinking “but R2200 for one round is a lot of money”) okay ke bhudi
Man : thank honey
Me:(by that time besengicabange lentsha tsha icavella) yiza Phela, but you must give me the money first
Man : baby I have to call you later there’s some idiot who answer all my question when I’m talking to you