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Mina angidlali nje, iskhova ngisbuka👀 size sithi
“Ohk😒,,, ngthunywe ugogo kaSindi”
La ekhaya banenkani, bathi i-Ultra Mel izovulwa ngoNew Year! 😕😢
Kodwa amaChoice Assorted neMayonnaise yavulwa ngoKhisimusi.
Untshontshe inyama ebhodwen🍖🍗ufike emvakwendlu kant izambane🙆🙇
😭😭😭😭😭
Mina kade ngabona ukuthi uthisha weMaths nowePhysics bayangizonda!
Ngemva kokutshumayela omama bebandla koLwesine umfundisi uyabuza:
Pastor:Lacina nini bomama ukutshela omkenu liyabathanda❓
Omama🙍🏽👩🏽: Hawu lamhlanje ekuseni.
Pastor: Liqiniso lelo sure🤔?
Omama: Liqiniso Man of God Pastor🙏🏽
Worayithi omunye lomunye kathumele umkakhe ku WhatsApp 📱ethi “I love you”😍…
Benza njalo bonke. UMfundisi wasesithi tshintshanani amafoni. Ngesikhathi esincane impendulo ezabuya lapho? Zahle zanetha njengezulu. 💦💦🌦☁🌨🌨⛈⛈⛈
1. Kanti e church selinatha ithothotho yini? 😳
2. Ufunani lamuhla? ☹
3. Wrong number 🙅🏽♂
4. Usutshayelele imota yami futhi? 😡
5. Lamhla izulu lizakuna sibili 😥
6. Uzangitshela kuhle wena wule ukuthi ubukhuluma lobani la😡😡
7. Njenganini? Kutheni lamhla? 🙄
8. Udakiwe🤔
9. Uyangihlolela 😕
10. Hamba khatshana le 🖕🏽
11. Kulesigqoko osifunayo yini? 👗😒
12. Uyahlanya 😠
13. Uyaphupha yini? 😴
14. Angisahambi lapho ebengisiya khona ngingabhewuka🚶🏽
15. Sokulesihlobo sakho esifikileyo yini?⚰
Lesson: Always love your spouse
Nowadays kumele ngiphathe i list yokubhala abarasako emqwabeni and masibuya emathun3ni anidli nina ay’ngekhe phena nizoqoqa ndamadodeni nangama bleeser wenu lah nxxx
Have you notice Ama 2000 ko monateng wen the DJ plays phusa skorokoro THEY PUSH US ama 90s 😂😂😂
After breaking a plate:
White parents: “are you okay? Don’t touch it,it will cut you”
Black parents: “zibulale zonke,angithi zithengwe wuwe”
Fake gold tooth kant
vele unembebevu😂
sulokhu ukhamisile nje ngath🐊
ingweny
Ngihamba nawe uthole ngoR3000, ungawenzani owakho uR1500.
Umuntu Abe mubi uze ufise ukumbuza ukuthi so uzatshona unje usuku lonke 😂😂
Uzwe umuntu ethi akahlangani yena namadimoni, akayidli nje ingulube.
Kodwa mayese Restaurant ubiza o- beacon an eggs alandelise nge plate lama Ribs.
Ungabi serious ku Facebook siyadlala la, buka nje nenkukhu inkulu kunemoto
Lapho engabona khona ukuth ungubambo lwami, sobabili sathi: “Goodnight babe.” kanti sisazohlangana futhi eNembula. 😍
Nibosipha phela ama-matching outfits uma ucu selugqashukile