I was eating and enjoying my coke when a man
entered the restaurant with a brief case. I
guess he is a politician because his dressing and
pot belly portrayed it. He walked and sat down
as every body looked at him. Suddenly a woman
came to him and started crying. The woman
knelt down and told him that her children and
her mother want to die of hunger since her
husband died. This man opened thr briefcase
and gave the woman five hundred thousand
dollars. The woman jumped up and left the
scene in happiness.
I was still watching wen another man started
crying and came to him. He knelt down and
begged him that he needed money to establish a
business. This man wrote a ten million dollar
cheque and gave to the man.
This time, I started murmuring and practising
on the kind of lie I will put up to have my own
national cake. I started crying and came to the
man.
Immediately I knelt down, I heard..,
Cut!!
Cut!!
Cut!!.
I turned and saw a director. He laughed and
said..,😆 😆
ndoda sishuta imovie uyasphambanisa🙄.
haaaaaaa inhloni zangenzani🙈🙈

Inkulumo zaboMama abathanda imithi.

1. Mandlovu ubusuke wezwa ukuthi kulomphrofitha omutsha eNketha? Lowo bathi uyakutshela indaba zakho.

2. Indoda yakhe leyana eyayibheda bathi wayichumisa ngomuthi kaMamhlanga.

3. Inyanga yeNtumbane ivele ihle ithi buya lamapikitsha akhe.

4. Ugogo lowana okhupha izisu bathi ubhubhile angazi ukuthi uMamo nzamusa ngaphi bantu.

5. Ubohlakanipha Makhumalo uziqinise lawe uzathathelwa indoda ngama slay queen.

6. Lawe uyathatha i andaweya yakhe abeyiqgokile uhambe layo kuKhulu uyakulungisela konke.

7. Ubaba lowana oweTshabalala sedula njani kulezi insuku.

8. Mina ngadlisa umuzi wonke konke lomamazala yikho ungibona ngihlezi pekle.

9. Madube kanje umuthi lowana kwathiwa ngibowuthunqisela nxa sokutheni?

10. Eminye imithi liboyisebenzisa kancane mankazana, manje yini umntanabantu eseyisiyelele esenjani.

11. Mina maNcube ngivumile, imithi iyasebenza, mbani owayengatsho ukuthi uNgwenya angacina setshade lemvubu leyana.

12. Umama yenowana kuthwa wayezama ukudlisa indoda yemalawi wahle wahlanya.

13. Ungahambisi iyembe yonke khupha okuluhali kuphela wena.

14. Nxa ufuna engakutshiyi msebenze.

15. Okwakhe sokwamlungela yikho kulezi insuku esesenza engathi umuthi wawuthola echurch.

16. Umphrofethi lowana ulobutsotsi, last wangikhulekela wangibamba.

17. Maphosa ngilayela lapho okulenyanga eqinileyo khona isifebe lesana singakachithi umuzi wami.

18. Uyasebenza wena umuthi lowana, indoda itshiye ipay yonke bandla.

19. Kuthwa umuthi wokufeba engabanjwa wawuphiwa ngunina ongumthakathi.

20. Engavele elale lawe kasakutshiyi futhi

21. Itshuni kagogo lowa maMoe ngiyayivuma shame ibopha ngcii iskhala ubuye nguchuphele

I rather date a virgin. Ngob ngyaz lgadiwe vele,than to date uMak Boy ozoth yaz ekhaya ngphuma ngob ngthunyiwe kphela, namanj ungbon ngthunyiwe nje.

I was shocked today … was at Pakistan shop then this guy came along who is gay actually then he buys a 12,5KG of impuphu then he was like yooh “iyasinda lempuphu idinga amandla endoda”

Sipho: Mbali manje wenzani empilweni
Mbali :ngyasakaza
Sipho:wow,usakaza kuyiphi iradio station?
Mbali :ngisakaza ngempama umuntu ongibuza umbhedo😂😂😂😂

Likhona nakini leli dimoni elikhipha amanzi efrijini lingawabuyiseli, okukanye libuyisele isigubhu esingenalutho?