Nithi nisajola kamnandi emotweni yakho, kudlule amajita, athi oyedwa: “Ngizitholele noma isikorokorwana esinje kule festive.”
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Ave ibuhlungu lento yokubona umuntu edla ukudla okumnandi etexin kodwa engayngeni eya ,Uma esehla acele nimubambise amaplasti nimdlulisele ngamaphi amandla silambile?😒
Wenzele intombi yase Limpopo iMed Lemon ayiphuze namakhekhe
Ukhaphe iCherry yakho to fetch her kid from her baby daddy…
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After standing by the gate for 2 hours, kungene u-Call from the baby daddy saying:🙄😮😮😮
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“Eh ndoda ungahamba. Labantu bathi bazolala lana for the weekend !!!”
Pastor Said :
“You should know your wife’s favourite flowers this valentine!”
Nyaa then whispers to his wife :And your favorite is
“Selfraising Flour ! my dear .
You should know you are now old, when you walk down your neigbourhood and kids playing soccer in the streets hold their ball and shout, “Asimeni kancane abantu abadala badlule”.
Shortest conversation I have ever had with a woman:
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Me: Ithin iNumber yakho
Her : Ayisho lutho, why?
Utsi Usam’ Sucker Nje Darl Wakho;
Avele Akhulume Ma Sperms Akhe Atsi
“Kahle Kusigwinya Wena,
Uyasibambelela Sifuna Kukhula Natsi!!!
I think thina amadoda sadalelwa ukuphika nje even at church in a choir: 😁😁😁
GIRLS: Avulekile amasango !!! 😊😊😊
GUYS: Hhayi, hhayi, hhayi, hhayi hhayi !!!
Singing!
“kulamagumbi amane omhlaba thuma mina oh baba thuma mina,kulezizizwe zonke thuma mina we baba thuma mina”
Oh ay thuma omunye sengkhohliwe angnayo mali ye passport!!
WHITES: “Is the boss here?”
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BLACKS: “Usefikile ubab’wakho?”
owakho uBoss nimbiza bani?
Ausi EGNES rato laq keyatla today retlo ba le wena on your birthday
Mantombazane. Don’t be an understanding girlfriend 🙂shaya impama I relationship ibe stable😙!!
Angithi sonke ngo3am siyadla noma kwenziwa mina isthuphethu.
Eye indoda lokuthanda inyama kwakuhlatshiwe kamakhelwane, sidla inyama kusebusuku wahamba ugesi, sama ukudla, Hhaw wadla washeshisa ubaba lo,sizwa esekhala ngeqatha elingavuthiwe elinyakaza emlonyeni kanti ucoshe isele esithebeni ngethuka ngavele ngaphaphama
U Jub Jub kshoth akaholi kuyajola Nine nine neh.
Ngisho ngoba naku phela sekathi Ndikhokhele bawo🙄🤷♀️