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Akubongwa Mngeh”👏Kusho uMandisa noNokwanda Bethelelana iSnefu
Usathi sebeqedile ukuk’bamba inkunzi, uzwe: “Futsek! Sikhaphe siyasaba!
Wangqongqoza umaka Babe 👩 e Toilet ngiphakathi ngath “Khona okhona ” lapho ngishuka nephepha ,wathi “emzini kabani?”🙄
Ngamqomiswa ukuth
Une Laptop kanti ufake
IDVD eskhwameni seLaptop
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Naw’jola nam, ng’cela uve ungkhumbuta kuze ngingakhohlwa
This Morning I Bumped Into a Guy I Owe Money on an ATM Que For withdrawal, I Asked Him…. “yi line yama taxi aya e Orlando West lana
We all have that kind friend who drink 2 beers and be like
“Unga worry ntwana angeke bakwenze nix”
Ukuze ube nokuthula emoyeni, awubadingi abantu noma abangani abangakwenzi ukuthembeka empilweni yakho.
Uzolokhu uzwa kuthiwa Sel Beyonce engathi kuzoqhamuka isungqazu saphesheya.Kanti kuzoqhamuka isihlama senja esinamasende.
Ayikho intombazane emaphenti awu4 unless inkwa umlungu wamayo
Ugogo ubuya engadini, usifica sibuka Channel O kudlala ingoma Ibhanoyi. Usethi-ke: “Hawu! Ngesikhathi sezindaba nithengelana amabhanoyi! Vula u-SABC 1, Njabulo.”
uSomatekisi ugibeza uGogo babebabili etaxin kukanti usomatekisi ufuna ukubhema manje unqena ngoba abanye abantu abazwani logwayi bese ebuza umfana “Gogo uyawusaba yini ugwayi? azithulele uGogo aphinde futhi “Gogo uyawusaba yini ugwayi?ambuke uGogo bese ebuza “nibangaki ngakini mzukulu”aphendule umfana sibangu2″athi uGogo “ngunyoko osaba ugwayi mina nginabantwana abangu9”
IMOZULU kaJANUARY
Liza kuthi gqwa gqwa ngeeCent ezimbalwa kwiBank Account eziliqela.
Ngenxa yalaa msinga weStationery neUniform kothanda ukufudumala phaya koShoprite nooSpar, lide linwenwele phaya koJet, koPep nakoWoolworths, ngenxa yamaxabiso.
Liza kukhuph’iintlanzi emanzini komatshonisa nakwiz’kopari, ligqatse emiqolweni ukuya kwiAA namanqina.
Linamaqhwa kwitarvern nakoSpur, ukuya koKFC, koMcDonald naphaya koFood Lovers. Uyacetyiswa mbukeli uzigulise uthi unesisu.
Kulindeleke ingqele kwiiWallet neeBra zomama, andisathethi ke ezibhankini liya kuqhaqhazelisa amazinyo zii-overdrafts.
Linomoya okhatshwa zibhotile zamanzi phaya kwiiFridge neekhabhati till next month.
Xesh’elimnandi !!!
INTO EMNANDI NGOKUKHULUMA WEDWA UKT AWUPHIKISWA UMUNTU
I-Pain Yokujola Nomuntu Onomuntu Wakhe💔 SebeyoPostana Ke Bengakucabangeli Ukuthi Uphatheka Kabi kanjani.