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BREAKING NEWS…Menzi Ngubane, popularly known on
generations as Sibusiso Dlomo has passed on. This sad
event occurred this morning around 08h00.
He was allegedly shot by armed robbers and killed instantly,
in a movie am watching now.
Lento yokulala esofeni wasekhweni lami ngikhamise ayingphath kahle ngizwa ngomamezala eseth “Vala umlomo mkhwenyana uzophupha kabi”
Umnikazi wepulazi wayegulelwa ihhashi wabiza udokotela ukuba azolixilong uma lingasindi lizobulawa emva kwa 2 days
Imbuzi yezwa lamazwi yaphatheka kabi yaya ehhashin Ngosuku lokuqala ilicela ukuba lizame ukutotoba,lahlulek ihhash
Ngosuk lesibil labonakal ihhashi litshakadul
Ihhashi laya embuzin liyobonga ngokuyeseka ligula..umnini we pulazi wamema abant kuzobungazwa ukuvuka kwehash Kwabulawa imbuzi
Umve umntu esithi andiyiseli I whisky engaphantsi kwe R500 kodwa unxila ngathi utye imbamba xase nxilile uyazichamela
Titshala: ndinamagwinya ayi 2 nditye 2 kusiyeka ngapi
Ons : kushiyeka amafutha
Titshala : wavele wawa
Selokhu ngayeka insangu, sengicabanga izinto ezijulile.
What if February usho ukuthi feba unga-worry?
Ukudla kakhulu is not a style ukuzibulala kwakho ๐๐ ๐๐ค
bamthethise u bbe wakho๐จkubo wena usekameleni uyezwa usisi wakhe uthi wenziwa ilesalkazi asvalele ekameleni lakhe ๐๐๐๐๐๐ฏ๐ฎ
Mxm๐ Yazi ngibone sengiqendile ukugeza๐ ukuthi angiwathelanga amanzi
Into ebhedayo ngokubhala amahlaya njalo ukuthi kuyothi noma seku-serious ngiboshiwe ngibhale ngithi, “Ngicela usizo, ngiboshiwe eNewcastle police station!”
Bavele bakuphendule bathi, “Kwaaaa! Ave ugula njalo wena, uyithathaphi i-cellphone usejele?”
Zulu jokes Quote of the day uthi usanyonyoba nesdudla usikhupha kwakho uzwe uma wakho ethi uyisaphi le fridge yami
Kanti lento kaZuma isize yafika la Endlini? ๐คSebevele bashis’i papa๐คทโโ๏ธ
Avekunzima uma ungasebenzi abantu bakuthathisa okwesilima nje, ngisho usiza awubongwa, yonke into oyenzayo ayinakwa yikho abanye bezinikela emajikini nje
Umuntu ashaye igirl friend yami ngempama aqede azobuzamina ukuthi nginenkinga yini.
Haiybo! Ngingenaphi mina?