uNyaa lo Xolie bayazihambela nje egangenini,
kuthi kusenjalo besahleka kamnandi kuvele
kuqhamuke isilwane.
U Nyaa avule iskhwama akhiphe I ALL STAR
ayiqgoke ayibophe iqine
Xolie: “yewena uyahlanya yini, ucabanga ukuthi singashiya
isilwane?”
Nyaa: “asikho isdingo sokuthi
ngishiye isilwane, mangishiye wena nje ngiqedile.
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Good galz do💉📡 Science
Smart galz do 📠💸💸Commerce
💃🏻Izifebe do ✈🛫Tourism, angithi phela zifuna ukuhamba 🚶🏻♀🚶🏻♀🌍umhlaba wonke 🔍🔎zifunana namadoda.🕴🏻
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KUKHONA INTO ONGEKE UYICHAZE!!!!
IFarmer(umnikazi wePulazi) ihleli eTavern
etafuleni ibukeka iStressed iphuza ubeer ibambe
ikhanda, kuqhamuke uThisha neyakhe
ibeer ahlale kuleli tafula okuhleli kulo
iFarmer,abuze uthisha” haw nsizwa yakithi
wabukeka uneStress,Kwenzenjani?
Iphendule iFarmer”ey nsizwa yakithi kukhona
into ongeke uychaze”,
abuze futhi uthisha “haw kwenzenjani?”,
iphendule ifarmer”bengisenga inkomo
ubisi,luthe seligcwele ibhakede,yalikhahlela
ibhakede ngonyawo lakwaLeft,lwachitheka ubisi”,
aphendule uthisha”haw yin ewrong lapho?
ngoba phela uma ilithichile usenga olunye”,
iphendule ifarmer”ey nsizwa yakithi kukhona
into ongeke uychaze ndoda!,
ngidonse inkomo
ngaybeka esangweni lesibaya ngase ngabopha
umlenze wakwaLeft ogodweni olukwaLeft
ngafaka ugodo lokbopha ikhanda phambili
nyana nesango phakathi esibayeni,ngasenga
futhi,luthe selugcwele yalukhahlela futhi
ngonyawo lakwaRight This time, ngase
ngabopha unyawo lakwaRight ogodwen
lakwaRight yavuleka imilenze yenkomo”,
uthisha athi”qhubeka kwase kwenzakalani? Im
sure kusengeke kahle”.
Iqhubeke ifarmer ichaze ithi”ewu nsizwa
yakithi kunento ongeke uychaze!
ngisengile futhi,luthe seluzogcwala ubisi,inkomo
yalushaya ngomsila lwachitheka lonke ubisi”,
UThisha athi”hawuu,wenze njani ke mayenza
nje,im Sure ubophele umsila emzimbeni wayo
inkomo?”,
iqhubeke ichaze ifarmer ithi”ewu nsizwa
yakithi kunento ongeke uychaze!, IMPELA
ngiwbophile umsila ibhakede belisawile
kanjalo,,,,inkinga nje ukuthi bese ziphelile
izintambo zokubopha so ngibe sengikhipha
ibhande lebhulukwe lami ngabopha umsila
emzimbeni,lapho ibhulukwe liwile
phansi…iUnder angiyfaki…lithe lisawe kanjalo
ibhulukwe kwaqhamuka uNkosikazi wami”,
ababaze uthisha”hawu utheni yena?”,
iphendule ifarmer “ewuu nsizwa yakithi
kukhona into ongeke uychaze…..
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“There’s Nothing Painful
Ngokushaywa Amasende Nedi Bafana Bayatefa Nje”, She said.
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got into A Taxi with 3 boxes of Pizza &
Went
Straight to the backseat…
.
‘Zulu driver’
“Noma Ungahlala eBackSeat
Uzowabhadalela Lawo MaTiles”
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akekho umuntu onyanyisa komuntu uthi usa typ uwhatsapp avele awuvale owakhe hlambe bowufuna ukusho into ebalulekile nje kuye
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Usthathaph isbindi
sokuhleka ungaxubhile
yaz njalo nina
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NGEKE UBE NESIBINDI NJENGOMUNTU EDAKIWE.
UBheki ufika udakiwe kubo, kune-family meeting. Baphelele bonke.
GOGO: 👵🏽” Hawu lo mntwana! Ufika udakiwe futhi?”
BHEKI: 😡 “Thula wena salukazi ndini! Le nto engakwazi ukufaka i-airtime efonini.”
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BABA: 👨🏽🦱 “Hawu! Ukhuluma nomama kanjalo?”
BHEKI: “Awukahle-ke wena, umithise umfazi wabantu.”
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BAB’OMNCANE: 👨🏼🦱 “Hhayi bo! Wemfana khuzeka!”
BHEKI: “Uthini-ke wena owondla ingane okungeyona eyakho?”
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MAMA: 🙆🏼♀️ “Bheki mfana wami…”
BHEKI: 😯 “Wena-ke nje, ngizomtshela ubaba ukuthi kade ukuphi izolo.”
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MFOWABO: 👦🏽 “Hawu bafo, kahle…”
BHEKI: “Hhayi! Awume kancane wena, lent’edlisiwe.”
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SISI WAKHE: 👧🏽 “Hhayi Bheki! Kwanele manje!”
BHEKI: “Wena usuyamazi ubaba wale ngane oyikhulelwe?”
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MALUME: 👨🏾🦱 “Hhayi mshana!”
BHEKI: “Wena-ke konje wafa kanjani umalumekazi njengoba usucebile?” 🤔
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ANTI:🙆🏽♀️ “Hawu bakithi”
BHEKI: “Wena-ke nje ngizosho ukuthi ngakubamba wenzani nobaba walaphaya ngaphesheya kwaZwane.”
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MKAKHE: 😲 “Awu, kodwa babakhe!”
BHEKI: “Thula wena, abakufuni la ekhaya, bathi udla imali yami!” 😡
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Ukudide ushintshi etaxin uzizwe usubuza nento engasile usuthi
“konje laba abawu four bathe bangaki?”
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KEITA THE PRO😂
Him: e poi ojang this day’s ape o Thoma ho Nona ?
Me: ke girlfriend ya hao 😂😂
He fainted
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Umama usangithatha njengengane,
akazi ukuthi mina sengiyi-stepfather. 😐
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Ngimanzi nteee! Kade ngithelwa ngamanzi bengivusa sengiqulekile, ngizwa kuthiwa iEX yami ithenge amaTAXI awu6 namaGolf awu3 kanti basho amakhekhe
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Baphi labobhuti ababesithuma esitolo bathi ushintshi ozobuya siwuthathe basipha wona kanti bayazi akukhoshintshi wabuya la akebaphinde phela sibone
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Guys cela ningboleka jacket yakwa Transnet ekhaya kunomcimbi nge weekend angfun bangthathe kancane
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Mufuna kukhipha isisu
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Zokutshela kuth ungaskhiphi
msoooonu😂 Kanyoko
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Nywe! Nywe! Tjwala(🍻) abuna stress futhi abushiyani, buphi manje?
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