Teacher: ubani oshiphile
Student: uwen kanti ubungezwa yin kade udunusa

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U ve u girl 👧 I don’t date a broke guy’s,,
usho une phone icima iku 85 % ayivule itsi 6% ayi charge after 3 minutes itsi 100% ayikhiphe itsi 55%

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Wangqongqoza umaka Babe 👩 e Toilet ngiphakathi ngath “Khona okhona ” lapho ngishuka nephepha ,wathi “emzini kabani?”🙄

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Lokuzishadisa kwenu abazali benu bengatholanga lutho ngani,
akuve kuyinkinga ngoba anive nizohlupha mase nidlulile emhlabeni.

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ISIDINGO…..THE NEED
IMBEWU….THE SEED

YIN OKUNYE OKULANDELAYO???😂😂😂✋

INSANGU…..THE WEED

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Shortest conversation I have ever had with a woman:
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Me: Ithin iNumber yakho
Her : Ayisho lutho, why?

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Haiybo, ayikho intombazane eqeda u 4 slice,nibhema insangu nina.

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Saze savelelwa ugogo bamthengele iphone wanyakaza ebusuku wanyaka za uthi wenza ni ngizokushutha

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👩🏻:I male besty Qha!!💁‍♀️

🧒:Ngithe Thatha isthombe sam nawe Siqabulana🙄😤

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Ashaye inhlaya umbiza uncine sungahlek lento ayishoy uhleke yen

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Ugodole ☁uze ufise ukuya emendweni ngoba khona bathi kyashisa

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Saying “Otsamaye Hantle”To A Person With Kiss Madolo Is Disrespect Mara

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Njengoba ufuna umshado nje, ungakhohlwa ukuthi lapho upheka ngisho usuthi. 😐

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Lento yokudweba ishiya kwabesimame ingathithi inabantu bayo nje..
omunye kuvele kube ngathi kuhlezi umnenke nje😕

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when the conversation is sooo Nice you wish to call her mom and tell her
Ziyeza izinkomo zakho

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