Ngithimina nhithengele umama ipizza mangifika ekhaya neppizza wavele watching angisidli isikhokho engingasazu
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Khonu Muntu Owayengawudl Ujam Waphupha Edla Ujam washona😎😎😎😫😨
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Studying At Unisa Is A Problem🤕
Because You Study With Old People🤒
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When You’re Trying To Focus Bavele Bak’thume Nje✋
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Ungena kwadoctor
Doctor: how can I help you?
Mzobi: eish nginenkinga yokukhohlwa
Doctor: iqale nini?
Mzobi: ini?
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Whoever says ‘ikusasa alaziwa’
please tell them that tomorrow it’s Sunday
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*Matatizo ni nini???*
“`Matatizo ni pale unapokuwa umefika ukweni usiku na haja kubwa ikakubana na hukuwa unajua choo kilipo, ukatoka nje na kujisaidia kwenye majani kumbe ni mboga asubuhi ukasikia mama mkwe anasema kuna mjinga kajisaidia kwenye mboga na kaangusha pochi yake hapohapo haa! Vile unajisachi pochi hamna na kulikuwa na passport,vitambulisho, kadi ya benki, pesa zaidi ya laki 2 na nusu, funguo za nyumba yako,
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UZuluboy wayedayisa ama vege emarket, kufike kuthenge umlungu ngo R100, manje ubhuti akana shintshi.
Zuluboy:Money is together.
Mlungu:What?
Zuluboy:Money is meeting.
Mlungu: I don’t understand?
Zuluboy:Money is mixed.
Mlungu: I can’t get you?
Zuluboy:Yah abelungu abasazi isilungu.I am said money is in relationship.
Mlungu: Come again?
Zuluboy: Hey wena slima somlungu ,money is joined.
Mlungu: Please explain?
Zuluboy: Money is one, wena slima awuzwa yini?
Mlungu: I beg your pardon?
Zuluboy: Lalela la wena slima somlungu.R1 is here R2 is here R5 is here R10 is here R20 is here R50 is here( ekhomba uR100) they are the team.I mean they are a community here in R100.
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Uyazi ukuthi noma ungazibhuquza kanjani phansi,
if umuntu engakufuni akakufuni.
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Zulus are unique shame ….They even have their own Cockroach
‘LEFENE LA NATAL”
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Ngiyavuma nizongiphuzisa namuhla, kodwa musani ukungisabisa ngokuthi: “Sizokushiya uma uphapha
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People be like ” I saw you at shoprite and you looked so serious”
bekumele ngenzeni?
ngihleke nama rice?
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Liku Cheatele i 2000 uze uthi “bengikuthanda mntanami njengo mzali”
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Akyikh into ebuhlungu njengokuqanjelwa amanga emcimbini kuthiwe sewudlile
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Lillian uyaysanganisa
ngomuntu ongamthandi
SENZO:Engabe uyokhala
ku Mfundisi
Isishimane senkosi
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If ekfihla nawe mfihle✋😏kvele kube amafihli fihli
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Ingane:gogo ithin i password yakho
Gogo:madlamini da coolest bitch
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