You’ll be surprised by how many arguments
women have won just by Crying..

While others are waking up to: ‘Goodmorning babe’ and ‘I love you’ texts…
Some of us wake up to: “Battery full. Remove charger”.

Never joke with science students…. A science
student can prove anything for 10 marks.
.
Question:
Prove that “PAPA = MAMA.”
.
Answers
1) Education Student:
”Out of course”
2) Art Student:
”No Way”
3) Commerce Student:
”Cannot be proven”
.
4) Science Student: It’s Simple! Solution As
we know,
Pressure(P)= Force/Area
i.e P = F/A
∴F = PA ⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅ (i)
.
Now, according to Newtons 2nd law of
Motion,
Force(F) = Mass(M) × Acceleration(A)
i.e F =MA ⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅(ii)
From equations (i) and (ii)
PA = MA
Squaring both sides,
(PA)² = (MA)²
∴ PAPA = MAMA

if I pay 💰R100 000 or more for my girlfriend’s Lobala…Then every time when I show up,Her family members must stand up ,polish my shoes 👞Even if they not dirty, salute and sing 🎶National anthem 🇿🇦 in full and 30 gunshot salute, red carpet +5 minutes moment of silence

If you have a happy relationship, then it’s obvious that
you’re dating the wrong person

When i get married I’ll call my wife photosynthesis
i don’t care what it means but is sounds romantic

There’s Always That One Girl At School
That You Hate For Nothing

To all the ladies reading this, just because your baby daddy left you it doesn’t mean that it is the end of the World, girl let me tell you something dust yourself up, get your groove back, find yourself a man and have another child.

2018 was very difficult for all of us,
even Dj Maphorisa nearly changed his name to Dj Masecurity….

I’m left Facebook guys and the whole grouping of people……
good bye 👋.
Books are now ready for studied. I wrote my Exam next weeks.

My wife went on a holiday leaving me behind. I got horny one day and decided to try the maid who has just arrived from the village. I called the maid to the bedroom where I had taken off my clothes and pointed to my manhood: “do you know what this is?” I said.
Maid: (acting shy) yes
Me : “do you know what is it for?”
Maid: “yes”
Me : show me
The maid immediately knelt down, hold the item with both hands, drew closer and opens her mouth. (At this point I was shivering with anticipation and excitement).
The maid then began : “My name is Mary, I’m 23 years old from Orange farm. I want to send a shout out to my parents, Mr and Mrs Nkosi, my uncle Lesley, my brother Sylvester Nkosi . I would like to tell my boyfriend that I miss him. Can you please play a song ” Work Work Work ” by rihanna. Thank you. She then turn to me and said : “Boss, take your microphone. I’m done”

I fainted

2019 we Dont Need a President We Mustn’t Vote At All ..
We Need Time As a Country To Find Ourselves

Yesterday I decided to use this shortcut
that passes through cemetery. Two ladies
ran towards me telling me how scared
they were walking alone so they join me. I
told them “even me I use to fear when I
was alive”. I can’t tell you their speeds limit

2018 is my year. I am getting married.
The pastor/prophet lied to you!
You are still single and we have 2 months remaining