Those girls who bleach their face
are they trying to add another race ?

Your daughters Lord.
They hug us and dirty our white shirts with
their brown foundation Lord..!!

People who have positions in church think
they’re God’s biological kids and
the rest of us are adopted.

Some ladies will be like ‘he is not my type’…
Question is… My Sister Are u looking for a Blood donor?

If a man tells you he’s not like other men,
my sister ask him if he can give birth.

Guys, don’t trust a lady who is online but
replys to your message after 5 minutes.
Brother, the queue is very long.

You post me, I post you
You act single, I act single
You claim me, I claim you.
You play games, I play games too
You delete shit , I delete shit too
You show, no interest, I put no effort
Put me second, I’ll put you last
Love is war .

I CAN’T WAIT 2 MARRY SO DAT I CAN BE STEALING MEAT FRM D POT ND MY WIFE WE BLAME IT ON D CHILDREN

Did you know that a man can pass a toilet
and go urinate at the back

No matter how fast the taxi driver is going . There’s always that person who is in a hurry more than the driver when the driver over takes you’ll hear them say mxm to show that the driver is doing nothing

When you tell your parent a funny story
then it turns into a life lesson

PATIENT: Can a pregnancy drink beer if 9
months is not arrive?
DOCTOR: Forget about the beer..this type of
English can cause miscarriage.

Rainbow (husband): Honey, I got hit by a car
outside office. Palesa brought me to the
hospital. They have been making tests and
taking X-rays. They blow to my head
though very strong, will not have any
serious or lasting injury. But I have 3
broken ribs, a broken arm, a compound
fracture in the left leg, and they may have
to amputate the right foot.
Wife: Who is Palesa??

Husband and his wife were arguing
on who is
more scared between them. After a
long argument, they
decided to ask their two kids. The
first Kid, Junior,
says, “Dad is more scared. Anytime
he sees a beautiful lady in
town, he closes one of his eye.” The
wife realizing
the meaning, was very furious at her
husband. After arguing for a little
bit, they asked their second kid,
Sharon. And she says,
“Daddy is not scared of anything, but
mummy is always scared so much,
she cant be alone. When dad works
night shift,
mummy sleeps with the man next
door.
Sometimes she invites the Gardener
or Uncle
Tim to sleep with Her, after leaving
the room escorts her
to the bathroom and bath with her
just because
she’s scared.