A man in USA sees a dog attacking a
girl!
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He kicks the dog, it dies!
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Newspapers report
“LOCAL HERO SAVES LADY FROM
DOG”
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Man says i’m not American
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Report changed
“Foreign Hero Saves girl from Dog”
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Man says:
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Actually I’m Pakistani
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Breaking News:
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“Terrorist killed Innocent Dog which
was playing
with a Girl…

A new element added to PERIODIC TABLE :
Name: Girl
Symbol: Gl
Atomic weight: Don’t even dare to ask.
Physical properties:
…1. Boils at any time,
2. Melts when handled with loveand care,
3. very bitter when mishandled.
Chemical properties:
1. Very reactive,
2. Highly unstable,
3. Possesses high affinity to gold, platinum,
diamond, branded clothes and other
expensive items.
Nature:
1. Money reducing agent.
2. Volatile when left alone.
Occurrence: Mostly found in front of the
mirrors.

in America .. The So Called Developed Country , When A Traffic Police Stops You And You Put Your Hands in Your Pockets , He Shoot You instantly …
But Here in South Africa .. When A Traffic Officer Stops You And You Put Your Hands in Your Pockets , He Will Start Smiling

When You Text Someone Out Of Boredom
And They Leave You On SEEN

i Don’t Have Time To Tell The KFC Cashiers To Bring Me The Best Pieces Of My Choice ,
So i Just Let Them Bring Whatever
Coz I’m Used To People Disappointing Me

Having A Bae On Facebook is Hard😥 …
You’ll Comment On Another Girl’s Pic And
She’ll Like The Comment ,
Just To Alert You That The “FBI” is Here 😂

Am i The Only One Who Can Cancel Plans
Just To Stay Home And Do Nothing ?

i Was So Sad On Saturday i Was Watching “Sarafina” On My Hospital Bed 😢 , I’m Discharged Today 😁 .. i Can’t Wait To Go Home And Watch “Anaconda” 😠 i Wanna See White People Getting Swallowed By A Snake To Feel Better 😥

is Your Mom Even Your Mom if She Doesn’t Walk into Your Room
To Stare At You , Then Walk Away ?

Did you know that there’s someone who always looks at your pics & Be like
“One day you gonna be mine “

Don’t Let Nobody.. I Mean Nobody Tell You, You Ugly.😕
You Probably are👊, But Just Don’t Let Nobody Tell You..”

Parents:
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Please start painting houses now cz when you paint around December we get lost when we are drunk

Thank God i Just Bought iPhone 8 Charger Today,
I Will Buy The Phone By Next Year

That moment when you send your boyfriend your picture
without make up and he’ll be like “lmao Who’s this Babe”..!!

If you’re arguing with your girl and she says,
“So let me get this straight”
she’s about to mix up everything you just said..

I have realised that Brazilian hair is not meant for every one. 😂 😂 😂
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Because some ladies are looking like poor Somalians.
Whereas others are looking like divorced Indians.