if You Can’t Thank GOD For Anything ,
Atleast Thank GOD That Mosquitoes Can’t Transmit H.I.V

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We are Fixing the Country.

I grow up know paper and silver money,
as for hair and nails money I didn’t know it

A Man And His Family Doctor Accidentally Meets In The Market.

Doctor: “How Is Your Headache Now?”

Patient: “Ohh, She Is Out Of Town.

Girl Is Going Into The Operation Theater For Her Heart Surgery.

She Holds Her Boyfriend’s Hand Tight & Said,

Girl: “I am Having Heart Surgery Today.”

Boy: “Yes I Know, Don’t Worry Baby.”

Girl: “I Love You.”

Boy: “I Love You The Most.”

After The Surgery, Girl Wakes Up And The Only One Next To Her Is Her Father.

Girl: “Where Is He?”

Father (Surprised): “Don’t You Know Who Gave You That Heart?”

Girl: “OMG, What? Noooooo (Starts Crying)”

Father: “I Am Just Kidding, He Went To The Toilet.“

Pathan’s Wife Bought A Beautiful Sweater For Her Husband.

She Sent It To Him By Parcel Along With A Note…

That Said: “The Buttons Of The Sweater Are Removed Since They Were Too Heavy & Added To The Postage. U’ll Find ‘Em In The Right Hand Pocket Of The Sweater“

A real woman 👩will stay awake 😴the whole night just to make sure mosquitoes don’t disturb her husband.

Introducing your female friends to your boyfriend is like
displaying different kinds of meat to a dog…
My sister it will eventually eat them all.

Baby Girl eat that chicken and chips
these Men will tell you lose weight but
still cheat on you with a Fat Girl..

Don’t Worry You Will Find Someone ” ….
These Words Coming From Your Crush
Hurt More Than South Africa’s Problems

Real men will disappear on Friday nd say ” I’m going to the funeral ”
then come back on Monday nd say ”
I was buried by mistake “

Husband: bbe I have a problem
Wife: No bbe we are married now, we are one..don’t say “I have a problem” you should be saying “We Have a Problem”
Husband: Ohk bbe… We impregnated a Maid

In a white guy’s car
Black :driver decrease me here
White : What😮
Black :leave me alone
White : I don’t understand
Black :Put me down bathong eh
White :😨😨🙆
Black :hey I know my placing home , you are increasing me mos

Some Girls Are Fine From Far But When You Get Close,
They Are Far From Fine..

Guys, don’t trust a lady who is online but
replys to your message after 5 minutes.
Brother, the queue is very long.