If I owe you money and you find me eating at steers🍔🍟🍕
Just know that I’m eating leftovers😑
I have no money at all
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If I owe you money and you find me eating at steers🍔🍟🍕
Just know that I’m eating leftovers😑
I have no money at all
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Bob Walked Into A Bar Around 9:58 Pm
He Sat Down Next To A Blonde At The Bar And Stared Up At The Tv Just As The 10:00 Pm News Was Coming On.
The News Crew Was Covering A Story About A Man Preparing To Jump Off The Ledge Of A Building.
The Blonde Looked At Bob And Said: “Do You Think He’ll Jump?”
Bob To The Blonde: “You Know, I Bet He’ll Jump.”
The Blonde: “Well, I Bet He Won’t.”
Bob Placed 20 Bucks On The Table And Said: “You’re On!”
The Blonde Also Placed Her Money On The Bar, Suddenly The Guy On The Ledge Did A Swan Dive Off The Building, Falling To His Death.
The Blonde Was Very Upset, But Willingly Handed Her 20 Bucks To Bob Saying: “Fair’s Fair, Here’s Your Money.”
Bob: ” Look Ma’am I Can’t Take Your Money. I Saw This Earlier On The 5 Pm News So I Already Knew He Would Jump.”
The Blonde: “I Saw It Too, But I Never Thought He’d Do It Again.”
Bob Took The Money.
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Yo mama so short that she mountain climbs on a Dorito
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I HAVE A FRIEND CALLED “JAY”☺☝
BUT IN SHORT I CALL HIM “J”
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I need a girlfriend
who works at the radio station📻
even when she says”Love I’m at work”
I just turn on the radio,just to be sure
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Couples are Busy chasing Money Together ,
meanwhile wena And Your Gorilla Are still Arguing
Who should Text First,,, Hayyyiii Tsek
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Boy u sooooo black when the gang tried shooting at
in the dark the bullet turned around and
asked the owner for a flashlight…
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There were six fish in a bowl 3 drowned and 3 died
how many fish are left?
3 because fish can’t drown
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knock knock.Who’s there? Broken pencil.
Broken pencil who?
Never mind,its pointless.
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“I DON DIE”
Is when u r oweing your landlord house rent for one year, and u go to the eatery and snap yourself when u are eating fried with chicken, and you come online and write, feeling rich with your landlord and 52 others
My brother better apply in the eatery, don’t come back to that house again
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What do you call a cow on a trampoleen
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A { milkshake } ♧♡♢♤
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Q:What time did the man go to the dentist.?
A:Tooth hurry.
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They say time heals all things…
I say that must be true,
because with time comes age,
and with age you forget everything!
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A wife can remind you of what you said
in your previous birth… Beware!!
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You Be The Dairy Queen And I’ll Be Your Burger King:
You Treat Me Right, And I’ll Do It Your Way.
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You Better Call Life Alert,
BeCause I’ve Fallen For You And I Can’t Get Up.
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