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Love, self assurance and friends are most valuable in life.

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I knew I was mature when I walked past an empty can
and I didn’t kick it……..
Then I went back and kicked it to celebrate my maturity.

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An illiterate father with his
educated son went on a camping
trip.
They set up their tent and fell
asleep.
Hours later.. Father wakes his son
and asks:
“Look up to the sky and tell me what
you see.”
Son: I see millions of stars.
Father: What does that tell you?
Son: Astronomically, it tells that
there are millions of planets and
galaxies.
Father slaps the son hard and says:
“Idiot, someone has stolen our
tent!”
LESSON: EDUCATION ruins COMMON
SENSE

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I am so lucky to have a mother like you.
If you weren’t in my life there is no telling
where I would be.
I love you Mom!

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Marriage is like a dollar bill. You can’t spend half of it when you tear it in two. The value of one half depends upon the other. Happy Anniversary

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TEARGAS is Just An ONION That Went To A Private School

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This lockdown is starting to feel like a game.
Congratulations you have completed level 3,
you have now unlocked alcohol!!!

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U don’t understand how hard it is to take selfies
when u are ugly

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When a GIRL👸 ; 👇

° Stops stressing,
° Stops getting jealous,
° Stops Asking Questions,
° Never Message Or Call U First,
° Stop Asking About Your friends (GIRL) & starts saying, “Nah I’m Not Mad, It’s Cool , It’s OK”
° Stops arguing about small stuff,
° Stops worrying about you &
° Stops blowing up your phone….

Carefully read this line Now: JUST KNOW THAT THE LAST “TEAR” HAS
DROPPED & SHE NO LONGER CARES 💔😏

AM I Right Ladies ??

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Doctor Said I Had 3 Months To Live Due To Cancer.
I Killed The Doctor And
The Judge Gave Me 20 Years in Jail.

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What is “Aloe vera”…
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It’s a Punjabi sister,brother offering,
something to his elder brother!

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Did you notice?
Children of nowadays no longer use newspapers
and calendar to wrap their books,
We’re loosing our culture

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If I dated you in secondary school i am “not your ex” I was just going through some homework stress…
😂😂 Wanvela

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God does not make mistakes but he does miracles.
I am one. You are too.

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I just finished My son’s Ice cream and now.

he’s crying

Should I beat him

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