When asked the similarities between

Woman 💃🏼
&
Alcohol 🥃

Shakespeare replied,

They both have the amazing quality of giving Pleasure at night and Headache in the morning

The pain of acting normal when she takes off her wig

Black people will go to an MTN Job interview wearing a Vodacom T-shirt

Being a man is tough
Imagine just chilling, being broke in peace then
someone’s daughter starts liking you.

Friendly reminder to ignore all boys
who start texting you after 10pm

When you look at bae, do you now believe in the saying:
“Dreams do come true” or the one that says:
“To be happy accept what life gives you”..??

Facebook should just Introduce Voice Notes, We are Losing Some Arguments because we can’t💔 Spell Some Words..!

Can’t wait until my best friend gets married because I believe I’m gonna give the greatest speech that’ll leave them crying for 4years.

Did I get left on read ?? Yes

Am I going to delete the conversation and pretend it never happened ?? Yes

You know it’s winter when a Slender chick says
“Let me focus on my Studies”..!

Teacher: What Is Teaspoon?
Matshidiso: Is A Transport Of Food

You buy your P30, we buy clothes, we dress & look nice, we borrow your phone & take pictures, we send them to your Mobicel & Life goes on..!

Women don’t see it when they’re being rejected, they just say:
“The dude has poor communication skills”..

Dear Death
English Says”Ladies First” Plz Follow That Rule Too

Stop sleeping while knowing that you’re broke 🙄
.
What if you woke up in Dubai ,,
where will you get money for flight to come back

Mr Mapfumo Sinkie came back from the mine where he works, very sad and stress.
Wife: Daddy what’s wrong?
Mr Sinkie: eish Honey all people I work with are all dead. 😥
Wife: What happened? 😞
Mr Sinkie: Lift cables were cut and lift lost control and kill all of them. 😭
Wife: And how did you survive? 😒
Mr Sinkie:I had gone to toilet 🚽and when I came back they were all gone. 😔
Wife: Wow God is great 🙆
Mr Sinkie: Each family of those people are going to receive R10 million.
Wife: Aah!!! Fock maan 😰 you mean i’ve lost R10 million because of your sh**t?😠

One word for her?