I was in the toilet 🤯then my friend sent me a X video
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I played the video for 8 mins😎
And there was no sound in it so l didn’t bother myself with the volume 🔊🔊
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Then l remembered my phone was connected on a Bluetooth speaker in the dining 😭😭😭
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Now I’m acting crazy 😔😕and this is the 2nd week since I’ve been crazy😢😢😢

Indian movies be like:
Voice:I luv u
Lips: let’s go & open a shop in South Africa

A Wedding in America
Invitation: 60 people
Present: 58 people
Cars at the parking lot: 30
Things missing at the end: 0

A Wedding somewhere in Africa
Invitation: 100 people
Present: 1200 people
Cars at the parking: 5 cars and 6 buses
Things missing at the end: 700 teaspons, 200 plates, flowers, someone’s girlfriend, the bride’s father and the ring

I just smoked weed now but nothing happens I just wasted money 😭😭 anyway happy mothers day 🏃🏃 I love you dad

Conversation with my crush😍😍💔😂
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Her: Hi, how was you doing?
Me: Hi, i’m fine.
Her: Where did you Born?
Me: Where did I Born? How?
Her: Don’t be stupid, where did you Borned yourself?
Me: Come again?
Her: Which come?
Me: I mean repeat again!
Her: I said where did your Borning begin?
Me: I’m confused!
Her: Jeez! Ok, Born! Born! Your mom’s bottom drop you out, you crying “Nyweee! Nyweee! Nyweee! 😢” Place! Where your mom Bornet you?
…. I’m still looking for a place to faint @….

A woman greeted, “How was your day at work my loving husband ?”. 😂 😂 😂
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The husband replied, “The money that you saw in my wallet is not mine”.

Stop saying she’s not good in bed✋😏 have you tried it on the table, floor, wardrobe or hot stove??

I pray to God that my children don’t do the satansm ritual of viewing someone’s profile pic and not liking

Speaking on behalf of all ladies out there, guys stop giving us money 💵 we are not yo children 🤓

“I Need Space” means: “I’m trying to find your Replacement but if I don’t I will be back..”
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Don’t be Fooled..!

Doctor: You should take 8 glasses of water per day.
Thabang: I can’t😏
Doctor: Why?😲
Thabang: Because I only have 3 glasses at home.

Did you know?
A Woman💁 will ask you for Money💰 even though she has it. Women don’t like to Spend their Own Money..

That person you used to stay up till 2am chatting/talking to… Where are they now? 🙆
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See, you should have slept..!

If there is no dog at your home🐕, then the dog is the last born..!