Sdumo : my wife is pregnant

Skebhe : oh congrats

Sdumo : I’m not a father

Skebhe : oh I’m sure you happy,
you’ll get a free baby.

One word for Skebhe

can I ask this question?
I just finished eating in my friend’s house.. How
long should I stay before going… So that they
won’t think it was only food I came to eat?

Her:hello dear
Me:hello too
Her: did you read the text I sent last night?
Me:the one you were requesting for 10
thousand cash?
Her: yes that one
Me: I haven’t read it yet.

Me: Typing……
Her:….. “I already have a
boyfriend… dont type…”
.
I’ve Never been so heart broken guys

I was sitting at KFC enjoying my hot wings…a
well dressed man, caring a bag, walked in. In
the
mean time a woman walked in saying to the
man… Woman: My husband just died I have no
money to feed my kids…without no hesitation
the man open the bag and gave the woman R50
000 in cash. Me sitting there i was like wow this
guy is truly a good guy. Few seconds later a boy
came in sobbing and crying saying to the guy
Boy: Sir I’m an orphan…can you give me R10M
so that I can start my own business …without
no
hesitation again…the man opened a bag and
wrote a cheque of R10M and gave it to the boy.
Me sitting there I was like F***k it this is my
moment…this man was sent to me …out of
Nowhere I started sobbing and crying deeply I
left my hot wings run to the man kneeled while
gripping him by his trouser and said to him…
Me: Sir I have a wife and 6 children…and im
unemployed…can you give me R20M so that I
can start my own business too…some few
second later I heard people laughing from
outside…and the director said cut…cut…cut
…cut….sorry brother we are shooting a
movie.

How To Break Up With Your Girlfriend.
.
=> Remove The Your Password On Your Phone. 😕
==> Give Her The Phone. 😑
=> Leave The Rest To God!

Gave this Whoonga boy R10 and told him
TO NOT buy any drugs,
this nigga said to me “Don’t tell me what to do with my money”

Girls who lock their phone using a pattern
are more dangerous than electricity

Skebhe : hello, how much is hand job only?

Prostitute : R50 you want some honey boo

Skebhe : no! no! I’m just curious, how much I save when I do it my self

I told my doctor that I broke my arm into two places
then he told me to stop going to those places again!!!

Why does the Guy on the passenger’s seat
always talk more than the Driver?

There is no girl who ferbs like a girl who stays with her grandmother…

Drink alcohol , but please remember that next year ” SAME GRADE different Year