Nothing Is More 👶🏿Childish Than
Being Angry At Me For Forgetting
Your Birthday
Did I Give Birth To
You ? 😂
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A moment of silence to those girls
Who think their current boyfriends
will marry them
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I have never been tired of meat
That’s why I decided to steal in the cabbage the entire January
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How to survive January
1) date a taxi driver for free ride to work
2) attend each and every funeral in your hood for a free plate
3) borrow meat from your neighbours and make soup and take it back
4) stay away from broke girls or niggas even he/she is your xondile
5) use one teabags at least 3× before you throw it away
6) use a taxi to work and save petrol
7) mix water with sugar to make a drink
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A Farmer Instead Of Keeping Scare Crow In His Farm Kept The Photo Of Rajnikant.
Can You Imagine What Happened?
Birds Were Bringing Back Grains Taken Last Year.
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In A Routine Checkup
Nurse To Engineer: “Breathe Deeply In And Slowly Exhale, Do It 3 Times.”
Engineer: “Ok”
Nurse: “What Do You Feel Now?”
Engineer: “Your BODY SPRAY Is Simply Superb Babe.“
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Dual Heart Attack Message By A Girl.
1st Message: “Let’s Breakup Now, Its All Over”
2nd Message: “Sorry-Sorry, That Was Not For You“
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A New Born Baby Ask To Nurse: “Can I Use Your Mobile Phone?”
Nurse: “Why?”
Baby: “Actually I Want To Tell The God I Am Land Safely To The Earth, Now Arrange A Girlfriend For Me And Dont Forget To SMS Me Her Address“
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If she didn’t reply to your text,📲
she’s a hoe and 🙏Jesus saved you
from a💔 heartbreak.
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You are short because your father
tried to pull out. The rest of your
height landed on the sheets.
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Suppose You Lost Your Pen?
Lost Your Pen – No Pen
No Pen – No Notes
No Notes – No Study
No Study – Fail
Fail – No Diploma
No Diploma – No Work
No Work – No Money
No Money – No Food
No Food – Skinny
Skinny – Ugly
Ugly – No Lover
No Lover – No Marriage
No Marriage – No Children
No Children – Alone
Alone – Depression
Depression – Sickness
Sickness – Death
Moral: So Never Lose Your Pen
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Why don’t Polish women breastfeed their babies?
Answer because it hurts so much when they boil their nipples
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One day a wife tested the husband n write a letter says “honey I m gone sorry for wasting your tym go on with your life “,she put the letter on a table n hide under the bed .The husband comeback from work he read that …after he pretend as if he’s calling sum1” hi sweetie that stupid woman she gone for gud now let’s meet up on the bus stop to celebrate “he drop n take pen to write again on that letter and go out ,she come out under the bed ,she take that letter 2 see what did the husband wrote n she was angry she read…” Hey u stupid woman cum out …what r u doing under the bed I saw ur legs,I m out 2 buy bread make faster n cook for m don’t play lyk a child “
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*Did you know*
A boiled cabbage has higher nutrients than 3 pieces of chicken
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Am not a prophet but I can prophecy, you are still using a 2017 toothbrush ,clothes ,shoes true or false
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A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s –
That’s because she changes it more often.
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