Imagine Going To Heaven And All The Kids
You’ve Been Aborting Says
“There She Goes!!!”.
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Nobody Hates You Like A Girl
Who Wants Your Boyfriend!!!
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If Actions Speak Louder Than Words,
Then Why Do We Learn English Instead Of Kungfu ?
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Nobody Hates You Like A Girl
Who Wants Your Boyfriend!!!
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It costs R0.00 to tell your chick she looks
beautiful everyday
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Even though she looks like a Dragon
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If u like someone and
the conversation is flowing,
Block them…Yebo, I said
Block them
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If he dumped u in December…
Don’t let him come back in January
You are not a cabbage
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She is using iphone 8 and
she’s calling u to tell u she’s hungry😑
My guy just tell her to eat the
remaining apple at the back of her phone
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Some boys will be like”I don’t date fat ladies”
but they have fat mothers.
My brother don’t rush,
be humble like your dad.
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Girl: my right leg is lunch my left leg is dinner,
what have will you have?
Boy: I will like to have snacks between lunch and dinner…
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The wife checked her husband’s phone and found these names:
– The tender one
– the amazing one
– Lady of my dreams
The wife got angry and called the first number to find out that was his mother
, and then called the second number his sister replied back . She dialed the third her own phone rang !!!!
She cried until she got her eyes swollen because she doubted her husband, so she gave him her monthly salary to make up for her sin.
Once his mother knew of the story, she sold her jewelery and gave him the money
The husband took the money and bought a gift for his girlfriend whose name was saved as “Abu Khalid The Electrician” …
Men Men Men!!!!!!
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*Sweet mistake*
I wanted to send sms to my wife dat ‘I love you’.
I mistakenly sent it to my landlady. She responded “I’ve been holding myself for too long, I love you too. Please kindly stop paying rent.”
..What should I do?
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once you see two fat people talking,
just know they are discusing heavy stuff
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A day will come when the world will celebrate your name,
your fame, your personality and your views.
But April Fool comes once in a year and that your day. 🙂
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Mom: why are u late? How many times do i have to tell u to go home before 7 pm?
☆
Daughter: Not now mom, im tired! Projects, Assignments, stress, exams, e.t.c
☆
<The mother fainted right there because her daughter was in preschool
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How many slices of cheese
must i eat for me to be cheeseboy?
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