Teacher: “Who is the President of
South Africa?”
Children: “Dingiswayo.”
Teacher: “Correct, and the Minister
of. Defence?”
Children: “Benny McCathy.”
Teacher: “Correct. What is the
capital city of South Africa?”
Children: “Mangaung.”
Teacher: “Very good, and who
composed the National Anthem?”
Children: “Ladysmith Mambazo.”
Teacher: “Excellent. What do you
call people from Mosco?”
Children: “Mosquitoes.”
Teacher: “Perfect. How much is 2 +
5?”
Children: “25.”
Teacher: “That’s great, you’re going to be stupid like this until your government
increases my salary!

Someone somewhere is having sex with your future wife
And you’re here Reading My Posts

Don’t you ever date a Skhothane guy
He will burn you just to prove a point

Her : babe its over
Me : Whats over?
Her : My love for you
Me : Okay let’s use mine

She was my crush until I saw her going to the
toilet holding a cement paper.

Its only in Africa where
You’ll find a:
Thief named “Innocent”
Prostitute named “Chastity”
Poor man named “Rich”

Whites : Finish
Afrikaner’s : Klaar
Blacks: Finish and Klaar

Her: babe I’m pregnant
capital: how could you change your name without telling me?
Her: babe I’m pregnant serious :
Capital: you even changed your surname

Just because you fried some eggs
now you want to be a chef

If a person sits down on a chair then tell jokes infront of an audience
–
Is it still called Stand-up comedy??

[After fetching my school report]
Ronnie : “dad i have some great news”

Dad : “what son?
–
Ronnie : “remember that E200 that u promised to give me once i pass?
–
Dad : “yes my son”
–
Ronnie : “well!, you can keep it”

when some people are snoring,
you would swear that a truck is passing by.

Since I was born, I have never lived a year without Robert Mugabe being the President of Zimbabwe. 2018 is not real
Can someone tell me this is a joke

Yesterday i dreamt eating 2kg of marshmallows,
Today when I woke up i noticed that my pillow is missing.
*

Her:babe am at the gate
Me:please close it
Boom she dumped me,
guys what did I do wrong?

I remember back in primary school
when i would borrow a glue from someone,
they would be like:
” use it on the corners only