A man try to catch the moon he hide under a big tree until the moon was just above the horizon and a inch above the sea level.he got himself up jump to catch the moon but,
to his suprise he was on a bed with a broken leg and hand
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A donkey fell in the deep pit and people decided to bury it with soil . As they were pouring soil in the pit to cover the donkey body. The donkey shaked the soil poured time and again until the pit was full and it walked out of the pit. People realized that instead of burying dead the donkey they were helping it to come out of the pit
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Rohan tell abc
Rohan:abcdefhijklmnopqruvwxyz
Teacher:where is GST
Sir government purchased
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Your mama so old she always say
oh i am old but cant spell the word old
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Whatsapp Back 2 skul
Facebook Back 2 skul
Twitter back 2 skul
Radio Back 2 skul
TV Back 2 skul
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Im even Afraid to open a fridge
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Conversation between a Nigerian dad and his son
Son : dad can you please give me some cash I’m Broke
Dad : where are you son ?
Son : South Africa
Dad : open a church son
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I really can’t wait to have Twins and
name them Terms & Conditions
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I wish to wish you the wish you wished to wish. But if you wish the wish witches wish, i won’t wish the wish you wish to wish.
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My girlfriend asked me to pass her a lipstick
but I accidentally gave her a glue stick.
She still isn’t talking to me
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The ship is flushing
Priest: San Pedro! Saint Jose! Saint John!
It’s Maria! It’s Clara! He is. Lucia.
Chinese: what is that! Lubok the ship, tawak, you are still the passenger!!
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A man was floating on a boat on the top ov the huge waves..All ov a sudden thee boat sank.Instead ov him drowning he stood on land again because he was acctually floating on a rubber boat in swimming pool
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If a girl dumps you because you don’t have money and after you have made money…she comes back begging…
My brother…Forgive her…promise her marriage…Tell her family that you want to renovate their house…Remove their roof and DISAPPEAR…
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He starts by telling you that you are SEXY. He then removes the ‘Y’ and has SEX with you. After that, he takes ‘S’ and start calling you his ‘EX’.
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confused guy posts on Facebook!
Wrestling is really stupid, how can men without pants fight for a belt?
Someone replied, “If you think Wrestling is stupid, what of football where 22 men run after a ball and after getting it, they kick it away”
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OFFICER:- what is your name?
NYAA:- M.P sir
OFFICER:- tell me properly!
NYAA:- Michael Phiri sir
OFFICER:- your father’s name?
NYAA:- M.P sir
OFFICER:- what does that mean?
NYAA:- Moses Phiri sir
OFFICER:- your native place?
NYAA: M.P sir
OFFICER:- is it Makurdi Purum?
NYAA:- No, Minna Port sir
OFFICER:- what is your
qualification?
NYAA:- M.P sir
OFFICER:- (angry) what is it?!
NYAA:- Metric Pass
OFFICER:- so why do you need a
job?
NYAA:- M.P sir
OFFICER: meaning?
NYAA:- Money Problem sir
OFFICER:- what is your
personality?
NYAA:- M.P sir
OFFICER:- would you explain
urself and stop wasting my time?
NYAA:- Monacrotic Personality
OFFICER:- I see… I will get back to
you.
NYAA:- sir, how’s my M.P?
OFFICER:- and what’s that again?
NYAA:- My Performance.
OFFICER:- M.P !
NYAA:- m.e.a.n.i.n.g?
OFFICER:- Mental Problem!!!
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Two men were arguing about their sons’ stupidity.
Mr. James argued that his son was sillier than Nyaa’s
son. Nyaa however disagreed, so they decided to
put their sons to test.
James called his son & asked him to buy something
for him at the market. The boy ran to the market without even asking for what to buy & money. James
said,” you see how silly he is? He didn’t even ask for
what to buy …
or money”
Nyaa retorted, is this what u call foolishness?
Just wait & see, Nyaa calls his son & tells him, “go home & check if I am in the house” Nyaa’s son took
to his heels & came back panting, “Papa you are not
there in the house, Mama said you are at your friend’s
place..
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