Sthandwa sam should i change the channel to watch soccer?
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Busha: No please watch porn
You know how to play soccer moc
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If you call your girl at 3am and it says call waiting, just know that she’s talking to her Pastor.
Females don’t cheat
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I was sleeping in church when the some1 next to me woke me up,I immediately heard the Pastor say “Stand up”.I stood up not knowing why,PASTOR “Thank you jesus,Kenny is number 1 person,any other person to give us R1 000 for our project”….i fainted
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This is how i stopped dating school girls: She came to my place in a school uniform, looked into my eyes & said sweetheart, i have miss my periods” that’s how i fainted & when i woke up in a hospital, I overheard her telling the nurse that “I didn’t know he cared so much about my academic life, all i wanted to tell him was that, i had missed my period 4 math & english, but he fainted before I could finish”
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your baby bra is really cute.
Isn’t that when you were in elementary school.
Until this college you are still wearing.
Durable, huh
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Joburg police arrested a bloke printing fake notes. Rands, Dollars & Naira. And guess what? The Zim Bond Note
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In Japan a 17yr old is a doctor
In Brasil a 17yr old is a footballer
In India a 17yr old is a shop owner
In China a 17yr old is an engineer
In Iraq a 17yr old is a Soldier
In USA a 17yr old is a celebrity
In Israel a 17 yr old is a priest
In Zimbabwe a 35yr old is a
whatsapp group admin.
South Africa 17 yr old will be a mother of 3
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But what happened to gals of these days?!!!!!A girl once called me and said come over, nobody is home, I went there rushing and truly nobody was home, not even her.
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A man went to Church on Sunday
and gave testimony that he was
infected with Cholera and God had
healed him.
When he had
finished, he tried to give the mic
to the 2nd man but the 2ND Man
refused to take it:
2ND MAN- I have no testimony.
Give it to Pastor.
PASTOR- I’m not in charge of
testimonies so give it to the
Senior Pastor.
SENIOR PASTOR- Brother in Christ,
the mic is yours. It’s a gift from
the Church. You may take it
home.
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ANSWER it if you are genius..!
A man and his wife have three sons,and every of the sons has
a sister.
How many are there in the family ?
A. 8
B. 10
C. 6
D. 12
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A Mafia godfather, accompanied by his lawyer- Selibona Nya,
walks into a room to meet with his Ex-
accountant.
The godfather asks the accountant, “Where is the 3 million bucks you embezzled from me?”
The accountant does not answer. The godfather asks again, “Where is the 3 million bucks you embezzled from me?”
Nyaa interrupts, “Sir, the man is a deaf mute and cannot understand you, but I can interpret fo you.”
The godfather says, “Well ask him where my damn money is!”
Nyaa, using sign language, asks the accountant where the 3
million dollars is.
The accountant signs back, “I don’t know what you are talking about.”
Nyaa interprets to the godfather, “He doesn’t know what you are talking about.”
The godfather pulls out a 9 millimeter pistol, puts it to the table of the accountant, cocks the trigger and says, “Ask him again where my damn money is!” Nyaa sings the message to the accountant. The accountant signs back, “OK! OK! OK!, the money is hidden in a brown suitcase behind the shed in my backyard!”
The godfather says, “Well, what did he say?”
Nyaa interprets to the godfather, “He says, Go to hell, you don’t have the guts to pull the
trigger.”
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WOMAN: My Husband is not interested in sex
DOCTOR: Okay, Give these pills to him.
Everyday,put one pill in his tea.
The woman did and they had sex which she really enjoyed.
Next day she thought to herself “It can only get better”
and puts two pills in his tea and they enjoyed more sex.
On the third day, she emptied the whole bottle in his tea.
Two days later doctor called to know the progress.
Their son answered, “My ass is very sore,
Mommy is in coma at the moment,
Aunty is in hospital, the maid is suing dad for rape and
daddy is still running naked in the garden, shouting Bingo! Bingo!!Bingo!!!
Even the dogs are running for their lives.”
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Nxa…
This evening I bought a porn DVD at the street,when I get home…
I closed the Windows..
Looked the doors..
Lower the volume to zero..
Inserted the DVD then booom.. God must be crazy part ll
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In 2018 If you want a man with a car,
buy one for him.
Simple.
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IF WE’RE ON THE PHONE & I SAY “LET ME CALL YU RITE BACK” THAT MEANS ENJOY THE REST OF YO DAY
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Her: since u slept with me, u never text,
call or give me money for my hair😒😒😒
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Me: Have u ever seen a president campaign
after winning the elections?
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