Ghost 1: Hi

Ghost 2: Hey

Ghost 1: How did you die?

Ghost 2: I was mistakenly locked up in the frigerator. At first, I was chilling, then, it started freezing, and then, i couldn’t breathe again… I died of suffocation.

Ghost 1: Wow…. what a sad way to die.

Ghost 2: Yeah. How did u die?

Ghost 1: I died of heart attack.

Ghost 2: What happened?

Ghost 1: My wife cheated on me. I came back home and saw a man’s pair of shoes, then, I rushed to the bedroom and met only my wife there. She was naked. I knew there was a man in the house cos my neighbour told me. and the man was still in the house as my wife was undressed and scared. so, I started running and searching the whole house. I searched in the kid’s room, kitchen, toilet, bathroom, wardrobe and dinning, I couldn’t find him and I was very tired of running, so I got a heart attack.

Ghost 2: IDIOT!!!! If you had checked the refrigerator we would have been both alive by now!!!

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She wrote “slender by nature”
Are you sure my sister that it is nature not hunger?

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Everyday I view fat people’s pictures on facebook
now i no longer have space on my phone memory.

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Girlfriend : “I want to end our relationship now,
i’m going to return everything u gave me”

Ronnie : “serious??, ok then let’s start with the kisses i gave u”

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Multiple births seem to be popping up all over the world, e.g [Twins, Triplets and Quads].
I think i know what’s going on here
The kids are afraid to come out by themselves.

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Teacher : wht do we call a person without hands
Me : Vest

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I Swear If Some Parents Could See
What Their Daughters Are Doing To Us
In Our Bedrooms They’ll Die Via Heart Attack true

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Boy Friend who doesn’t buy you shoes ,
Bra’s ,clothes and panties
has no rights to take them off.
Ladies please share!

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Tell You What my sister

Ur BF Doesn’t Really Hate Makeups And Brazilians He just Cant Afford…

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Felimon: Bess, what’s your secret, why are you healthy?
Boknoy: simple, best friend.
Felimon: what?
Boknoy: in the morning, milk. In noon fruit.
Felimon: how about the night, best friend?
Boknoy: so it’s a hole.

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I don’t accept friend request anymore..
The remaining space is for
Bae’s family n people from his village

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Why Do You Worry About A Guy
Hitting On Your GF If You Can just
Chaw His Mom In His Room Anye

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In Order to have a Girlfriend Nowadays

My Brother You Must Be Alright
Physically, Emotionally, Mentally, Kissically
Motorcally, and Walletically….

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No English dictionary has been able to explain the difference btwn the two words “COMPLETE” and “FINISHED”. Some people say there is no difference between ​”COMPLETE” and “FINISHED​”, but there is. When ​you marry​ the right woman you are ​COMPLETE​ and when you ​marry​ the ​wrong woman,​ you are ​FINISHED!​ When your wife ​catches​ you with ​another woman​ you are ​COMPLETELY FINISHED​ and when your ​wife​ likes ​shopping​ so much you are ​FINISHED COMPLETELY!​

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