can someone teach me how to stop being a fast replier,
i look desperate

Rich people will struggle for years to get a child …but a broke niqqa will touch a girl’s knee and the next thing you will hear is: I missed my periods

“I wish I met you before I met my wife” national anthem for married men😂😂😂

If you can’t dance 🕺 after drinking 🍻🥂 at least speak English or promise people jobs, don’t just waste alcohol. 🙄

Meet Up=R250
Meet Up+Hug=R350
Meet Up+Kiss=R500
Don’t Have Time To Waste!

Dear Parents, if we are too old for Christmas clothes at least buy us beers

Just in case no one told you today,
you’re ugly

Can’t stop laughing..I was buying mangoes at the junction while waiting for change I saw a woman with a little child. The child was walking a bit faster than the woman and the woman shouted; “Degree wait for me”. I was so amazed hearing that name. So to satisfy my curiousity, I walked closer to the woman and asked; “madam, why do u call this child degree”? The woman laughed and said “I sent her mother to the University and this is what she brought home…kikiki

Noko :- our house is very small. Me, my Uncle’s Wife, my
Uncle, we sleep on the same
bed. Every night my Uncle Dons asks, ‘Noko r u
sleeping?’
Then I say No & then he
slaps my face & gives me a Black eye”
Teacher:- 2nite when ur Uncle asks again, keep dead
quiet & don’t answer.
The folowing morning Noko comes back with a
black eye again.
Teacher:- My goodness why the black eye again?
Noko : Uncle asked me again, “Noko äre u sleeping? & I shut up & kept dead
still.
Then my Uncle & my Uncle’s Wife Sophie started moving,
, Sophie was
breathing eratically, kicking her legs up frantically
& squealing like a
hyena on the bed.
Then my Uncle asked my Aunt Sophie, R u coming? Sophie said, Yes I’m
coming, r u coming too? Uncle Dons answered:- Yes im coming sweety.
They don’t usually go anywhere without me so I
said “plz wait for me, I’m also
coming!” He slaped me again