You Break Her Heart We Take Her, We Fix It
We Marry Her That’s What We Do In
2018.

Female size
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Size 28 – Slender
Size 30 – Sexy
Size 32 – Adorable
Size 34 – Pakistan
Size 36 – Makoti
Size 38 – African woman
Size 40 – You Need herbax
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Which one is yours ??

The Relationship stress can damage your Health..
my Girlfriend told me it’s over while I was on my way to fetch my niece at pre-school then boom I came with a wrong child…

I told a zulu-girl that I want to take her to cinema
and she said you know what “I hate that restaurent”…
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I’ve been fainting since

“I don’t date guys who don’t have cars”
says a girl who bath with soap
until it becomes size of a simcard

My girlfriend found a lipstick in my pocket.
I personally admitted that I am cheating….
I can’t tell her am selling Avon.
I want to eat my money in peace

Two factory workers are talking.

The woman says, “I can make the boss give me the day off.”
The man replies, “And how would you do that?”
The woman says, “Just wait and see.” She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling. The boss comes in and says, “What are you doing?” The woman replies, “I’m a light bulb.”
The boss then says, “You’ve been working so much that you’ve gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off.” The man starts to follow her and the boss says, “Where are you going?”
The man says, “I’m going home, too. I can’t work in the dark.”

April 1 is named FOOL’S DAY, after Clive
April. He was born on 1st April 1579 . He
did 105 businesses in his lifetime. He lost
all his father’s assets and so everyone
started calling him father of the fools.
At 19, he married a 61-year-old woman
who divorced him after a year because of
his foolishness.
He used to read all kinds of fake stories like
you are doing now.

An inspirational speaker said: “The best
days of my life were The Days I spent In The
Arms Of another man’s wife”
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The audience was
shocked
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Then he quickly added:
“She was my mother”.
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A big round of applause
and laughter followed.
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An adventurous man in the audience later
decided to try this at home.
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After dinner he told
his wife: “You know, the best days of my life
were the days I spent In The Arms of
another man’s wife”.
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But he couldn’t quickly recall the follow-up
line.
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By the time he regained
consciousness, he was on a hospital bed
recovering from burns of boiling water!

just Imagine being a lesbian you wait the whole week
for your partner to finish her periods
When she finish you start yours

Q: What is the most erotic number?
A: 2110593!
Q: Why?
A: When 2 are 1 and dont pay at10tion,
theyll know within 5 weeks whether or not, after 9 months, theyll be 3.

I hate it when i tell people that i will be back in 10minutes
and they keep calling me every 20 minutes…

Bae: Really?,U Just slept With My Friend?

Me: No Babe… We Did It While STANDING.

Imagine fighting with another woman over your
“Man”then boom there are five more to go and
thats when you will realise that
you have a tournament..
Stay strong my sister..

Church is the best place to go after a break up.
You’ll be in the crowd crying and everybody
will be thinking you caught the Holy Spirit