Bro if you are broke tell her you are broke
Not I will see what I will do
You will do nothing
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There’s nothing as heavy like a packet of cond**s after buying them and she switch off her phone.It feels like you’re carrying a sack of cement…
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If I post a joke and you Lough just know we are in a relationship I can’t be making people girlfriend’s happy here
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Husband borrowed $250 from wife.
After a few days he again borrowed $250
Seeing some money in husband’s wallet, she asked husband to return the money
When asked how much, wife said that he owes her $4100.
On request of the breakdown, below is working given by wife💁🏻.
1). $2 5 0
2). $2 5 0
*Total $4 10 0*
Husband is still finding the school where she learned Maths.
🙄🤔🥴😷🤗🤭
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Breaking news.
Chinese president has finally spoken on the “CORONA VIRUS” in china he said ↣↣↣Shaici ting yang teng wena feng lemise Dong fong ‘hong choo la’ ,Jiehang zhing cho
Yanghi Xanghi…….xauhn shei Huang chongle
I agree with him because it’s for our own good as Africans😜😜
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New virus called ” feelings ”, dont catch that
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Being ugly sucks, you take 10 selfies and delete 12
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Btw I’m single for anyone trynna fall in love with me
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I don’t like picking call from fat people 🙆 their hello can swallow airtime ☹️
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I went for a night prayer🙏🏿 at one church⛪…. So in the midst of the prayer session⌚, a member👤 touched my shoulder and said “YOU WILL WALK”….. I didn’t understand😐 coz I have no disability on me…. When I got out of the church⛪, my transport money💴 had been stolen…. INDEED I WALKED..🚶🏾😥🚶🏾😥🚶🏾😥🚶🏾😥🚶🏾😥🚶🏾😥
Nobody shud invite me to their church program again
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I never repeat my mistakes twice, I make it like five or six, you know,
just to make sure.
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Whenever my girlfriend airtime sender called her📞
I will pretend to be like a deaf and dumb 😜
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Going to school is not even in the Bible….
Are u sure we are not committing sin🙄🙄
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Only a married woman can handle his husband
when broke
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Ladies Imagine arguing with your dark skinned boyfriend and he says, You wont see me again then switches off the lights😂😂😂😂😂
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GUY: Babe I really want you to be mine
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Girl: Lol! I have a boyfriend sorry.
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Guy: Goalposts have keeper but strikers
always score.
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Girl: Lol! You look like a defender in this one
then.
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Guy: Sergio Ramos is a defender but he has
scored in 2 champions league finals.
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Girl: Whatever Dude! Besides my
boyfriend is tall and rich!.
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Guy: Manuel Neuer is 6’4 but Messi still
chipped Him.
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Girl: Lol! But you know that Messi is richer than
Manuel Neuer right?
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Guy: Sure I know but Messi isn’t taller dan
him, so that is 1 – 1
and that was all Barcelona needed to oust
Chelsea and move on to win the champions league that year. So?
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Girl: You never give up do you?
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Guy: Ac milan were leading 3nil in first half against liverpool in 2005 cl final, yet Liverpool won the trophy.
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Girl: Lol! This your knowledge of football will
really take you places.
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Guy: Lol, surely will and the next destination
is your heart.
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Girl: Don’t even try it I will just block you
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Guy: In 2006 Petr Cech tried blocking
Stephen Hunt from scoring, Cech ended up hurting Himself.
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Girl: Loool! you are a genius, call me I’ll be free
this weekend!!!.
Anything is possible with Football
😂😂😂
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