If You Feel Overloaded With Work, Immediately Go To To The Nearest

“Biological Anxiety Relief” (Bar) Center & Place Order For Any One Or More Of The Following Antidotes.

1. Work Isolating Neutralizing Extract (WINE)

2. Radioactive Un-Work Medicine (RUM)

3. Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER)

4. Vaccino Officio Depression Killing Antigen (VODKA)

This Is Issued In Public Interest By “Buddies For Eradication Of Work Disease Association (BEWDA)”

Wife At Night: “Tell Me How Much Did Sachin Score In 2003 World Cup Against Pakistan?”

Husband: “98, Why?”

Wife: “Now Tell Me Why You Didn’t Wish Me For My Birthday Since Morning?”

Silence………..

Husband: “I Couldn’t Even Say I Have A Bad Memory”

Girl: “Hi, Baby”

Boy: “Hi, My Lovely”……………………………………> Sending Failed

Girl: “Are You There?”

Boy: “Yes, Yes I Am Here”…………………………….> Sending Failed

Girl: “Are You Ignoring Me Or What”

Boy: “Honey I Am Not, I Am Right Here”……………> Sending Failed

She: “It’s Sooo Over! Don’t Ever Talk To Me Again”

Him: “Damn! Go To Hell”……………………………….> Message Sent

Santa Calls The Help Desk To Complain About Computer Problem.

Santa: “When I Type Computer Password, It Just Shows Star Star Star Star, What Is That Joke?”

Help Desk: “Dear, Those Stars Are To Protect You, So That If A Person Standing Behind, He Can’t Read Your Password”

Santa: “Yeah Okay, But Stars Appear Even When There Is No One Standing Behind Me“