U see that guy who is replying your chat faster than ur boyfriend ? He is also replying slowly to Continue Reading..

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ATM’s should have timer when you take long it must swallow your useless card and spray you with tear gas

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When you see cockroaches in your house just know you have food. Cockroaches are like slay queens they don’t like Continue Reading..

Teacher: why aren’t there books in your desk Me: I didn’t see you coming

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