*English is not our Mother Tongue but we celebrate those who made a mark in their respective disciplines. *1. Bashin Continue Reading..

If you think somebody is giving you a fake numbers, read it back to them incorrectly. See if they’ll correct Continue Reading..

HER: do u smoke Me: yes Her: how much is cigarette Me: R3 Her: How many cigarettes do u you Continue Reading..

If a chick come to my crib & i go to the bathroom she gotta clap until i come back, Continue Reading..

If you pay me a visit and I go to the toilet, you must clap your hands until I come Continue Reading..

Coloured guys go to parties and stand somewhere in the corner while their women dance just waiting for you to Continue Reading..

Don’t let people treat you like a cigarette 🚬, only use you when bored and step on you when they’re Continue Reading..

Shoutout to my school teacher who said I’m going to end up being a taxi conductor… Tomorrow’s my 1st day