Have a horrible day without water in ur bathroom,
while soap in ur eyes.
Oh!sorry, dis msg is not 4 u.
Its only 4 those who do not take bath everyday…

Girl: When we get married
I want to share all your worries,
troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy: It’s very kind of you,
darling, But I don’t have any worries or troubles.
Girl: Well that is because we aren’t married yet.

What is the difference between
a woman and a magnet?
Magnets have a positive side!

When days are dark
Just turn on DA light
An stop blaiming your friends

Welcome to south Africa where you can have
Jesu’s account as your friend on Facebook 😅😆

I phone 7 its so clear take Beautfull pictures
You can even see how many man she dated

Those are using a hisense phone

What channel is WhatsApp ?

I don’t care if you hate or love me
The way to heave does not pass through you house

Uche what kind of embarrassment is this ?

I thought you said you were the G.M of you company

Yes BBY when I said G.m I meant gate man not general mananger

If ur world is spinning around
and
ur heart is beating fast..
Do u think its love?
?
?
?
Na na na na
it’s called High Blood Pressure.

Man outside phone booth: Excuse me !!
You are holding the phone since 20 mins.
&
haven’t spoken a word..!!!
Man inside: I’m talking to my wife