Breakup is for small girls, Real women
pause the relationship and resume when
he is back to his senses.

Facebook is Destroying our Mindset
“Yesterday at Town in Shoprite
a black guy saw a Beautiful girl
and Said: Nice Pic Gal😍

These days it’s risky to get angry with your
girlfriends because of those guys called
*I’m here for you*

PATIENT: Can a pregnancy drink beer if 9
months is not arrive?
DOCTOR: Forget about the beer..this type of
English can cause miscarriage.

A girl wrote on her status “All men are
goat”
And i asked her “Have u given ur father
grass today?

In 2019 we need to date according to qualifications,
you can’t have a degree and be hurt by someone with a grade 7 report

In 2019 we need 3 days for going to
church ⛪ not on Sunday only 🤚 we need to
praise the Lord more 🙂
Can I get an amen

I had a dream last night and I was eating rice with my bare hands,
today I’m going to sleep with a spoon I’m not taking chances ✋

I don’t go for looks you should see my ex’s
i can even open a zoo

Am I the only one who used to think that when there’s lightning
God is taking us pictures

behind every high heel there are sleepers in the hand bag

A Boy Throws A Love Letter To A Girl But It Falls On Her Brother

And

Her Brother Agrees

Nurse: “Sir, Your Wife’s Phone”

Doctor: “What’s The Matter?”

Nurse: “She Wants To Kiss You”

Doctor: “I’m Busy, You Take Her Kiss & Give Me Later“

A Guy Sits In A Taxi And Sees His Wife Entering A Hotel With Another Man

He Ask The Driver: “Do You Want To Earn Rs 1000 Right Away?.”

The Driver Excitedly Says: “What Do I Have To Do?”

Man: “Bring My Wife By The Hair Out Of That Hotel, Here’s A Picture Of Her.”

After A While The Driver Is Seen Dragging A Woman By The Hair,

While Kicking And Beating Her And Puts Her In The Taxi.

The Husband Surprised And Says Says: “This Is Not My Wife”

The Driver Replied: “Nooooo, This Is Mine, Hold Her For Me.
I’m Going For Yours“