*People are busy hiding millions from
government and you are there hiding Last
seen* on WhatsApp!
See your life !

Now you have it, Beer and Petrol are same
price. You have two choices, drink and
walk or don’t drink and drive.

I don’t know maybe am a Witch but i just
feel happy when I meet a guy who broke
my Ex’s heart, I feel like I can buy beer for
him

Some idiot came to me and told me that
my ex is now fresh, cute, looks more sexy
and beautiful,, please my fellow friends if
they renovate my primary school does that
mean I should leave university and start
again?_*

Don’t fall in love with pictures you see on
social media, body odour don’t appear in
social media

Son: Mom, when I was on the bus
with Dad this morning, he told me to
give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy’s lap.

CALLER:”Hello,Mr Hlongwane, You have won
a trip for two to USA,who are you gonna
take with you sir?”
ME:”I’m not taking anyone, I will go twice!

The way I enjoy when someone is begging
me… I just can’t wait to be an ancestor…

Stop asking for lifts petrol is expensive.
Mofaya ( energy drinks) are R10 buy them and walk

On judgement day I’ll be wearing a Zimbabwean flag to notify jesus that i cant go to hell twice

When you’re on a call with your girlfriend and sje forgets to hang up and you hear her saying thats my step father

🐼 I feel sorry for ladies dating DJs🎼🎧🎤📀🎵🎶
When the party is over, you have to remain and help with speakers and cables

If a woman get angry because you came
back late @ night ,she’s right cz it’s danger
out there
.
Please Gents respect them and come back
In the Morning

My neighbour’s son just gave me a grade 1
maths to solve.
.
Please pray for me because I’m about to
disgrace myself..