White kid : Sorry mom I’ll try harder next term
Black kids: ahh but I’m not the only one who failed moss!

Dating A Zulu Girl Is Amazing. I Spoke So Much English In My Previous Relationships. Sometimes I’d Wake Up Thinking I’m A-Reece

Your girl once cooked pap and chicken in LuckyStar and KOO cans ……
for someone called the “husband”

When you’re pregnant you have to swallow toys so that
the baby doesn’t get bored in the tummy

Students can be given an ASSIGNMENT on March 6 And
its Due on April 23 they will do it on the 22 Of April..
Its me I’m students

Priest : repeat after me
Groom : after me
Priest looks at the Bride : is he serious
Bride : No, his name is Washie

Please everyone, I strongly beg you to
stop calling your loved ones names of
cheap things like.. “My Sweety, Honey,
Sugar,Chocolate”.
All these things cost about 2 Rand to 20
Rand, it makes them look cheap.
But names like “My bag of
Rice, My gallon of Oil, My bag of
Cement” .You know then your love will
know that they are expensive.

Dear my future kids l’m not the one delaying you,
it’s your mom who is still Dating useless Guys…
My worry is they might soon finish your milk

Most of you are single now because you started dating at a very young age.. Now you’ve exhausted your dating bundle..

Once you log in on Facebook,
the TV becomes a Radio

You must have at least one Gown in life.
Graduation Gown,
if you don’t have wedding gown,
if you don’t have Morning Gown.

Once You Start Cheating On Your Boyfriend Everything About him Just Irritate You..!

Long distance Relationship is nice you just text
“I wish you were here😢” then you go to cheat in peace..!

A Girl’s Favorite Line When
She is Angry: “Don’t Touch Me

I should hv stayed in the womb
i wasn’t paying rent there

Letter “W” Is The Most Dangerous Alphabet…Because All WORRIES Start With “W” ie Why, Who, What, When, Wine, Whisky, Wealth, War And Finally WIFE..!