Things in boys room b4 marriage:
Perfumes, Laptops, Cards, iPhone.
After Marriage:
Pan Killers, Loan Paper, Unpaid Bills, Nokia 1202..:D
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The easiest way to make your old car run better
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is to check the prices of a new car!!
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A boy asked 100 women
which shampoo they
preferred
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D top ans he got was
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GET d hell out of my
bathroom !!
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if u dn’t like me,
Then buy a map get a CAR nd Go to HELL :p
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Drinking Drinking Little Beer,
Hw I Wonder Which Bar Is Near,
Quarter Rates R Up So High,
Drink A Peg With Chicken Fry
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priest: do u take this girl to be ur wife?
boy: ya
priest: do u take this boy to be ur husband
girl: only as a friend..
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OMG please be okay please be okay I’m so sorry.
-me when I drop my phone
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Having “WIFE” Is A
Part Of Living…
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But
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Having “GIRLFRIEND”
Along With The “WIFE” Is
Art Of Living 
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If the first button in a shirt is put wrong, then every button will b wrong.
Great Lines said by
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Tailor SANJU
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Girl: I love you very very much!
Please text back
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Boy: BACK
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A girl checks her lover’s mobile to know
under which name he has saved HER no:
when dialed
it showed.
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TIME PASS NO.8 – calling..
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Girl: is ur date offer still valid…
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Boy: yup
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Girl: oh in that case… I refuse again
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Parents Wanted Their Girl To Get Married To A Good Boy
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Now-a-days
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Parents Wants Their Boy
To Get Married To A Good Girl
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Wife: Drive slowly, you might hit someone.
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12 years later a minor accident occurs.
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Wife: look, i said you 12 years ago you’ll hit someone…
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Husband: When I get mad at u,
u never fight back.
How do u control ur anger?
Wife: I clean the toilet.
Husband: How does that help?
Wife: I use ur toothbrush.
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Wife: I wish I was a newspaper
so I would be in your hands all day.
Husband: I 2 wish that you were
a newspapers so I could have
a new 1 everyday.
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