A couple decided that the only way to have a quickie while their ten-year- old son was in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and let him give a running report on what was going on in the neighborhood. So the boy stood on the balcony and reported on everything that was happening. “A police car has just called at the Hamilton’s’ house, the Chandlers are taking delivery of a new wardrobe, and the Mitchell’s are having sex.” Hearing this, the boy’s parents shot bolt upright. “How do you know the Mitchells are having sex?” “Because their kid is standing on the balcony too.”

Witchcraft is when tou through a pizza box
outside and nobody sees you!!

Ladies Stop Buying Your self flowers And Post Them On Facebook Like “ncooooo Bae

Black parents will make you close your eyes during a kissing
scene on TV , but will let you watch when they kill each
other. That’s why we have no romantic but violent youths.

People Born On February Are Too Much Febing!!!
Even Their Month Is Abbreviated “Feb”…

Just because she reads the Bible and post Bible qoutes on Facebook doesn’t mean she’s not a hoe😉
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She could be a holy hoe

Our language is called mother’s tongue
because our father never get a chance to talk

Tebza :I have a problem
Lebo :We’re married, so u better start by saying “we”
Tebza :Ohk… We impregnated the house cleaner

To all girls who think having a gay friend is cool😉
–
Its all fun and games until he starts chasing after your boyfriend

In Order to have a Girlfriend Nowadays
My Brother You Must Be Alright
Physically, Emotionally, Mentally, Kissically
Motorcally, and Walletically..

During sex I tried to speak dirty like those guys in
porn vids & said “Who’s yo daddy ”
Yoh she started crying & said “Ang’mazi”

In an emergency, I`d probably write status about it
before calling the police.

You text her on 20:00
She respond @ 20:02

What she was doing at 20:01??

You text her on 20:00
She respond @ 20:02

What she was doing at 20:01??

Some of you they never text their mothers on womens day to wish them bt today they will spend a lot of money to their womans who are cheating on them!!

I went to a restaurant …

All the couples were seated there and no place for me to sit

I took out my mobile, placed near my ear and said loudly –

Bro come fast to this restaurant, she is seating here with someone else.

9 girls stood and ran away ..