Funny Definitions:

Laziness? – Asking Lift For Morning Walk.

Craziness? – Get Blank Paper Xerox.

Honesty? – Pregnant Women Taking 2 Tickets.

Dehydration? – Cow Giving Milk Powder.

Fashion? – Lungi With A Zip.

Hope? – A 99 Year Old Women Purchasing A Life Time SIM Card.

What Is The Best Punishment For A Girl?

Give Her New Clothes, Matching Jewellry And Nice Cosmetics

And Then Lock Her In A Room Without A Mirror.

What Is The Best Punishment For A Boy?

Give Him A Mobile With A Lot Of Girl’s Phone Numbers,

And Unlimited Credit & Put Him In A Place Where There’s No Network.

Boy: “You Look Like My Wife”

Girl (Surprisingly): “Oh Really Hows Nice, What Is Your Wife’s Name?”

Boy: “I Am Not Yet Married“

William Sexfear’s One Good Way To Reduce Alcohol Consumption

Before Marriage – Drink Whenever You Are Sad

After Marriage – Drink Whenever You Are Happy

Must Read William Sexfears Jokes

” to all parties. I won’t want it, the third party.”

Real People Are 😂😂😂 BASOTHO

– They are mostly mine workers
– Co – founders of African hip hop
– You find them in blankets while it’s extremely hot
– Sotho women are so damn beautiful but their also Bitches too
– They prefer horses than Cars
– Sotho man Have Small 🍆
– Not scared to kill
– Witches 2

Someone Out There Is Now Asking Your Bae
About You Like
“WHERE IS THAT STUPID OF YOURS”
And Your Bae Is Enjoying It….

But I can’t laug

Ex – 20 missed calls : 10 voice note + R55 airtime
Bae – 0 missed call + 1 please call Back

Please, who is serious here?

No one is as confused as Zulu people

– They don’t take shit😬
– Stubborn minded😣
– Taxi drivers🚍
Bribery is their first thing in mind💸
– They are capable of threatening🔫
– Speak Only one language😟
– They eat too much pap🍚
– They are Security workers👮
– They believe to stays in Hostels 🏠
– Killers ( Hit men )🔫
– They take human waste with bucket , they like that Job✋✋
– Very stupid😒
– They mostly believe that they are the only black original black people 😂😂😂😂😂

But i can’t laugh😂😂

Every time i send a risky text i throw my phone
& run away from it

I’ve always wanted to spin around in a chair and say:
“I’ve been expecting you..

So a husband is the head of the family.
But remember that the wife is the Neck
of the family and the Neck can turn
the Head the way she wants.

Wife : “what are u doing?”
–
Ronnie : “nothing”
–
Wife : “nothing??, you have been looking at our marriage certificate for an hour now”
–
Ronnie : “I was looking for the expiry date”

Ronnie : “doctor, my girl has a tendency of talking in her sleep,
what i should i give her?
–
Doctor : “just give her an opportunity to talk when she is awake?”

Wife : “what are u doing?”
–
Ronnie : “nothing”
–
Wife : “nothing??, you have been looking at our marriage certificate for an hour now”
–
Ronnie : “I was looking for the expiry date”