A girl checks her lover’s mobile to know
under which name he has saved HER no:
when dialed
it showed.
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TIME PASS NO.8 – calling..
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Girl: I love you very very much!
Please text back
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Boy: BACK
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If the first button in a shirt is put wrong, then every button will b wrong.
Great Lines said by
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Tailor SANJU
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Having “WIFE” Is A
Part Of Living…
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But
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Having “GIRLFRIEND”
Along With The “WIFE” Is
Art Of Living 😛
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OMG please be okay please be okay I’m so sorry.
-me when I drop my phone
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priest: do u take this girl to be ur wife?
boy: ya
priest: do u take this boy to be ur husband
girl: only as a friend..
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Drinking Drinking Little Beer,
Hw I Wonder Which Bar Is Near,
Quarter Rates R Up So High,
Drink A Peg With Chicken Fry
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if u dn’t like me,
Then buy a map get a CAR nd Go to HELL :p
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A boy asked 100 women
which shampoo they
preferred
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D top ans he got was
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GET d hell out of my
bathroom !!
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The easiest way to make your old car run better
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is to check the prices of a new car!!
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Things in boys room b4 marriage:
Perfumes, Laptops, Cards, iPhone.
After Marriage:
Pan Killers, Loan Paper, Unpaid Bills, Nokia 1202..:D
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