Why did you change your last job..
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Because the company shifted and didn-t tell me where

Signboard on one side of a super highway..
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You are not looking at the road

What did baby corn ask mom corn..
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Where is PopCorn

NASA closed..
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Rajnikant bought all the rockets for diwali….

Manager- What is Your Qualification?
SANTA- I am PHSD
Manager- What do u Mean by PHSD
Santa- Passed High School with Difficulty..

Smartest thing ever
done by Banta:
He set his password as “incorrect”.
So whenever he forgets, computer automatically reminds him.
“Your password is incorrect”

She: What do u do?
He: Phd.
She: Wow! Doctorate.
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He: No. Pizza Hut Delievery. 😛

Teacher: Tell me the name of any
Microsoft Product?
Samy:
MS Excel..
Johny:
MS Word..
nitin:
MS Powerpoint..
SANTA:
After thinking a lot….
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MS Dhoni…=D=))

shame on u girls
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days are more hotter then u…

Banta and his girlfriend have a chat at a romantic dinner.
Girlfriend: “Will you love me even after marriage Banta?”
Banta looks around in surprise and says,
“If your husband agrees then yes I surely will.”

Husband: When I get mad at u,
u never fight back.
How do u control ur anger?
Wife: I clean the toilet.
Husband: How does that help?
Wife: I use ur toothbrush.

Wife: I wish I was a newspaper
so I would be in your hands all day.
Husband: I 2 wish that you were
a newspapers so I could have
a new 1 everyday.