If your bae says do whatever makes you happy
just know that you already have a replacement

`Some Irritating Facebook status

●I love him💕
-(Why dont you tell him in his inbox?)😕

●Who wants to take me out for lunch?🍝🍔
-(Why dont you tell your family to take you out?)

●Off to bed
-(Haiboo are we the one having your blankets?)

●I need to Unfriend some people👥👫👬
-(Really?Grow up ,why did you add them in the first place?Did you tell us when accepting or adding them?)

●I am missing him
-(Who cares!)😕

●I am bored😵
-(I’d urge you to get a life)

●All men are the same😑😐😐
-(Who told you to try them all?)

●I am Quitting Facebook.
-(So what ?!😒You want us to cry?)

●I’m back guys,I missed you so much!
-(ohh please😒,We didn’t even notice you gone😪😴)

😒

I miss being at school, laughing at people who can’t read..! ☝

That annoying voice people use when talking to a baby..!

Imagine your heart being broken💔
by someone who isn’t your type..!

‘BRAVE’ is a Girl With Ugly Toes Wearing Sandals

People: “You apologize a lot..!!” 💁🤷🤔
~•~
Me: “Sorry”

Alot of pastors are now quite😶, waiting for Corona Virus to disappear so they can continue healing people who are not sick..!

You know you’re a good Mother, when you sacrifice your VIBRATOR batteries🔋 for your children toys🚗 during this lockdown. 👏✊👍
~•~
God Bless You! 🙏😘

When you get tired of food at your bae’s house
and you hear his mother saying
you are not getting used to salad

Sinkie is on his death bed
He has all his family around him
He’s about to say his final wishes so he asks for a couple of witnesses..
He then starts to speak.
Bobby my son, I leave you all of my houses..
Billy my son I leave you all the bungalows I have .
Teresa I leave you with all my flats
And finally to you Brenda my lovely wife I leave you all of the tenements that are still left …

The nurse says OMG what a generous man I never realised he was so rich ..

To which Brenda his wife says
‘Don’t be daft He was a window cleaner ‘

A couple of strangers a man and a woman were sitting next to each other on an international flight when the Captain came on the intercom and said: “Ladies and Gentlemen, I’m sorry to have to tell you that, due to a major systems malfunction, we will not be able to make land and we will have to put down in the ocean. I’ll be frank with you. It’s going to be extremely rough and some of you may not survive. Good luck and keep praying.”
With that, the woman turned to the man and said: “Quick! Make me feel like a real woman!” The man pulled off his shirt, handed it to the woman and said: “Here you are love, Iron this …”

If you are not dating her stop commenting
“My love, My baby”on her posts.
Allow her future hubby to locate her in peace.