Suprise your boyfriend tonight my Sister when he text you “good night Bea”
Reply with “she is sleeping my brother”
Then switch off your phone

If gravity really exists why ladies are not falling for me?? 💔💔💔

If you unfriend/block me & later you send a friend request,
kindly note there’s a R150.00 reconnection fee…

Guys It’s month end.
What time do we get mad at our girlfriends for no reason?

Last Night i dreamt Eating Noddles Now I can’t find My Earphones

Ladies please, when you wash your underwears pin them tight on the clothing line. Yesterday the wind blew my neighbors underwear into my bedroom and my wife refused to understand

Next time I take a lady out I’m inviting her ex….
I need to hear both sides of the story,
you ladies lie too much when you see food😂

if your boyfriend doesn’t play pool, fifa or dice.
guess who he’s playing.😅😂😂

I want a girl who loves long romantic walks because I don’t have a car
😂😂😂

A Girl who wants to cheat will cheat no matter what…even If you buy an aeroplane for her she will start dating the pilot..😕😕

If you like take her out, feed her until she can’t walk again she will still crawl to another guy.

Him: It’s Over
Her: Wanya, it’s Not Over
Do This Type Of Girls Still Exist?

As soon as I wake up I grab my phone.
I don’t even check if am still alive..!

If you understand why Pizza🍕 is made Round🔵, Packed in a Square⬛ and Eaten in Triangles🔺. Then my friend you will Understand Girls..! 👌

There is a strong bond between “iPhone users” and “toilet mirrors”..!

When you’re Single you don’t even Care when your Battery🔋 is low..! ☝

I was eating and enjoying my coke when a man
entered the restaurant with a brief case. I
guess he is a politician because his dressing and
pot belly portrayed it. He walked and sat down
as every body looked at him. Suddenly a woman
came to him and started crying. The woman
knelt down and told him that her children and
her mother want to die of hunger since her
husband died. This man opened thr briefcase
and gave the woman five hundred thousand
dollars. The woman jumped up and left the
scene in happiness.
I was still watching wen another man started
crying and came to him. He knelt down and
begged him that he needed money to establish a
business. This man wrote a ten million dollar
cheque and gave to the man.
This time, I started murmuring and practising
on the kind of lie I will put up to have my own
national cake. I started crying and came to the
man.
Immediately I knelt down, I heard..,
Cut!!
Cut!!
Cut!!.
I turned and saw a director. He laughed and
said..,😆 😆
we are making film