Women don’t see it when they’re being rejected, they just say:
“The dude has poor communication skills”..

You know it’s winter when a Slender chick says
“Let me focus on my Studies”..!

Can’t wait until my best friend gets married because I believe I’m gonna give the greatest speech that’ll leave them crying for 4years.

Did I get left on read ?? Yes

Am I going to delete the conversation and pretend it never happened ?? Yes

Friendly reminder to ignore all boys
who start texting you after 10pm

When you look at bae, do you now believe in the saying:
“Dreams do come true” or the one that says:
“To be happy accept what life gives you”..??

Facebook should just Introduce Voice Notes, We are Losing Some Arguments because we can’t💔 Spell Some Words..!

When asked the similarities between

Woman 💃🏼
&
Alcohol 🥃

Shakespeare replied,

They both have the amazing quality of giving Pleasure at night and Headache in the morning

The pain of acting normal when she takes off her wig

Black people will go to an MTN Job interview wearing a Vodacom T-shirt

Being a man is tough
Imagine just chilling, being broke in peace then
someone’s daughter starts liking you.

I’ve never heard Gays saying “Men are
trash ”
.
Ladies are lying Shem

If u have problem with ur man dont come
online and make other ladies think all men
are dogs, carry ur own dog to the vet

That moment you are laughing with your
mom then boom
she ask’s for yesterday change

I wanna study Hospitality so I can give my
Ex wrong Medication
.
And it’s simple yaz only 2Years then I’ll be
done

Some People Should Be Happy
That Mirrors Don’t Laugh